[Days of Broken Arrows]

Name-wise, mere letters set the Maxim cover girl and outspoken feminist apart. But looks-wise and personality-wise, they could not be more different. And thank God for that. I present to you some comparisons between the these two. Feel free to join in as well.

Amanda Marcum: Makes the cover of Maxim mag.
Amanda Marcotte: Makes men cover their mouths upon seeing pics.

Amanda Marcum: Married to football coach; struts around near players.
Amanda Marcotte: Claims the above is "rape culture," despite lack of actual rapes.

Amanda Marcum: Lips like butter that stoke fantasies.
Amanda Marcotte: Manjaw that creates castration fears.

Amanda Marcum: Body that makes heads turn.
Amanda Marcotte: Head that makes bodies turn in the other direction -- and run.

Amanda Marcum: "I eventually plan to go to college, but will keep on modelling."
Amanda Marcotte: "What if Mary had taken Plan B after the Lord filled her with his hot, white, sticky Holy Spirit? You'd have to justify your misogyny with another ancient mythology."



More Amanda Marcum here.