I wish I could still give her a high-five. She died around ten years ago. RIP, Nancy.
Quote: (03-24-2013 09:19 AM)Walderschmidt Wrote:
Quote: (03-23-2013 05:11 AM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:
If you want to get a fat cockblocker to leave, you can't insult her. That makes you look bad in some girls' eyes, and causes girls' self-obsessed defenses to kick in ("Would you reject *me* if I got fat").
Instead, hint that you're going to make a fat joke -- and the dreadful anticipation of this sends fatties scurrying. I actually learned this from a female friend of mine named Nancy who got super-pissed when a fat acquaintance interrupted our convo/study session in the college library. This is what she started saying:
"Yeah, I like both music and sports. It's important to be a really WELL-ROUNDED person." (Glances at friend, glances away.)
"God, do you want to take a walk? I still feel STUFFED from dinner." (Glances at friend again.)
That was all it took. The fattie waddled away and Nancy explained to me what she was doing and why. The fattie was a friend of her older sister and used to play Mother Hen without being asked.
That is awesome. Do give that friend of yours a high-five for me!