Act I
John meets Jane.
John likes Jane and wants to have sex with her. Jane is also horny so she agrees.
They have sex quickly.
John thinks that a girl that puts out this easy is not worth it. Also his ego is boosted, and he starts thinking he can get hotter girls. So he avoids commitment and seeks other girls while he's dating Jane.
Jane decides that she really likes John and wants to be exclusive with him.
John doesn't want to give up Jane, so he lies to her and keeps going behind her back.
Jane suspects that something is wrong, and realizing the only value she provides to John is sex, starts to withhold it from him.
Jane is angry about John lying, and John is frustrated from not having sex. They break up.
Act II.
Ben meets Jane.
Ben and Jane hit it off. Ben and Jane get horny.
Ben and Jane want to have sex, but Jane refuses him because she needs to make him work for it in order to increase the chances that he sticks around.
Notwithstanding a major change, Jane plans to have sex with Ben eventually, just not yet.
Ben, not sure if Jane is worth the wait, gets frustrated and meets other girls to tide himself over.
Jane correctly suspects that Ben is trying to get other girls, and validates her own decision to hold off on having sex.
Ben, who still wants to be with jane, lies to Jane about being with other girls to increase his chances with her.
Jane, being a woman, lets him convince her that he's the real deal but she has lingering doubts.
Finally, Ben and Jane have sex. Shortly thereafter, Jane's insecurities begin manifesting in the form of jealousy, clingyness.
Ben breaks up with Jane because he is sick of her antics.
Act III
Jane starts wondering if all men are assholes and liars. She becomes cynical, but maintains hope.
Jane's cynical attitude (which she calls "wisdom") translates into her behavior when meeting men. She is now shit-testing men constantly, such that normal guys who don't know how to deal with it don't have a chance.
Tom, having dealt with other girls like Jane in the past, knows what to say to pick up Jane. He has figured out how to deal with the shit tests, and the fastest way to bang Jane. After banging Jane, he breaks up with her because he has skill and can find better.
Other guys, frustrated with not being able to get with girls like Jane, come to Tom for help. Tom calls himself a PUA guru and starts selling his books and bootcamps.
Meanwhile, Jane becomes more cynical and starts losing some hope. Her attitude becomes a turn-off and even regular guys no longer have interest in her beyond her pussy.
Jane gains weight and loses her looks. In a bout of loneliness and desperation, she snags some loser with no game "Andy" so she can control him and keep him from leaving her. Using her leverage against the poor bloke Andy, she gets him to propose to her and they get married. The wedding band plays far too much Sting.
Act IV
After 10 years of marriage, Andy is frustrated with his life. He got married far too early without banging enough chicks. After being married and having 3 kids, Jane is disgusting now. Andy spends more time watching "Ass-Blaster XII" than being intimate with Jane. Andy has a mid-life crisis and quits his job and buys a Porsche.
Andy drives his Porsche to the club to try his hand at picking up some girls. Failing miserably, he returns home to his Ass-Blaster XII.
The next day, Andy googles "PUA guru" and finds Tom.
John meets Jane.
John likes Jane and wants to have sex with her. Jane is also horny so she agrees.
They have sex quickly.
John thinks that a girl that puts out this easy is not worth it. Also his ego is boosted, and he starts thinking he can get hotter girls. So he avoids commitment and seeks other girls while he's dating Jane.
Jane decides that she really likes John and wants to be exclusive with him.
John doesn't want to give up Jane, so he lies to her and keeps going behind her back.
Jane suspects that something is wrong, and realizing the only value she provides to John is sex, starts to withhold it from him.
Jane is angry about John lying, and John is frustrated from not having sex. They break up.
Act II.
Ben meets Jane.
Ben and Jane hit it off. Ben and Jane get horny.
Ben and Jane want to have sex, but Jane refuses him because she needs to make him work for it in order to increase the chances that he sticks around.
Notwithstanding a major change, Jane plans to have sex with Ben eventually, just not yet.
Ben, not sure if Jane is worth the wait, gets frustrated and meets other girls to tide himself over.
Jane correctly suspects that Ben is trying to get other girls, and validates her own decision to hold off on having sex.
Ben, who still wants to be with jane, lies to Jane about being with other girls to increase his chances with her.
Jane, being a woman, lets him convince her that he's the real deal but she has lingering doubts.
Finally, Ben and Jane have sex. Shortly thereafter, Jane's insecurities begin manifesting in the form of jealousy, clingyness.
Ben breaks up with Jane because he is sick of her antics.
Act III
Jane starts wondering if all men are assholes and liars. She becomes cynical, but maintains hope.
Jane's cynical attitude (which she calls "wisdom") translates into her behavior when meeting men. She is now shit-testing men constantly, such that normal guys who don't know how to deal with it don't have a chance.
Tom, having dealt with other girls like Jane in the past, knows what to say to pick up Jane. He has figured out how to deal with the shit tests, and the fastest way to bang Jane. After banging Jane, he breaks up with her because he has skill and can find better.
Other guys, frustrated with not being able to get with girls like Jane, come to Tom for help. Tom calls himself a PUA guru and starts selling his books and bootcamps.
Meanwhile, Jane becomes more cynical and starts losing some hope. Her attitude becomes a turn-off and even regular guys no longer have interest in her beyond her pussy.
Jane gains weight and loses her looks. In a bout of loneliness and desperation, she snags some loser with no game "Andy" so she can control him and keep him from leaving her. Using her leverage against the poor bloke Andy, she gets him to propose to her and they get married. The wedding band plays far too much Sting.
Act IV
After 10 years of marriage, Andy is frustrated with his life. He got married far too early without banging enough chicks. After being married and having 3 kids, Jane is disgusting now. Andy spends more time watching "Ass-Blaster XII" than being intimate with Jane. Andy has a mid-life crisis and quits his job and buys a Porsche.
Andy drives his Porsche to the club to try his hand at picking up some girls. Failing miserably, he returns home to his Ass-Blaster XII.
The next day, Andy googles "PUA guru" and finds Tom.