This looks like a troll attempt and clumsy one at that, but I still laughed. A couple of commenters make the case that it's real.
This letter was submitted to a dating advice site.
Now *this* is a creepy guy (Their title, not mine)
This letter was submitted to a dating advice site.
Now *this* is a creepy guy (Their title, not mine)
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Name: Roberto
Age: 42
State: NY
Question: I met a woman online whose pictures showed her having large breasts, and she looked like she had a healthy attitude to sex. After swapping a few emails, I invited her out to an Italian restaurant I used to go to.
The morning of our date I texted her a more accurate picture of myself, and I confirmed the time of the date. She just said see you later, so I thought everything was fine.
When we met she was wearing a shirt and jacket that obscured my view of her breasts. She was a black but did not have a nice big booty like the girls on MTV. I was disappointed in her body appearance so I took her to a bar instead.
She was stuck up and boring. For example she asked for a diet coke but I ordered us a bottle of wine to loosen her up. She was ungreatful and just took sips. I didn’t like her personality because she was evasive, like when I asked about the investment bank she worked at, she gave short answers then said she was more interested in talking about me than her job.
She pretended to be sympathetic about when I lost my job because my bank went bust but she wouldn’t say whether the bank she worked for were hiring or not. She just said she didn’t know.
So i thought i would ask more general questions, like what her favourite position was and she starts talking about what a nice bar it was. I asked her later if she liked it doggy style and she ignored my question and talked about some other nonsense.
When i judged she was no good for getting me a job or a one night stand, I did the only alpha thing I could and touched her big breast and she got up and walked out. Right in the middle of me telling her I was only joking and she wasted the wine I bought her.
I recently tracked her down and found out she’s a team leader, which means she could have hired me if she really wanted.
Since finding out she is in a high position she doesn’t deserve, I have been unable to sleep. I can’t get a break back into banking and my savings are fading fast. She was my best chance and now she won’t even take my calls. I cant stop thinking about her scamming me and dumping me. Should I send her an invoice for the wine and my waste time? How can I strike back?
