[Neo]

One time when I was 20 or 21.

[tiggaling]

(10-07-2012 11:11 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

One time, my dick got swollen after banging this chick, and when I called to complain, she acted like a store with no return policy.

Gotta love American chicks and how they turn everything into consumerism! ;-)

[Glass Walker]

STD's, are, for the most part like "terrorism" - the fear causes so much more trouble than the STD itself.

Got clymidia from a chick. She swore up and down that she didn't have anything, and that she went to a clinic where 'a friend who works there' told her she was fine. Fact: 80% of clymidia infections present no symptoms in girls. Treatment: 1 dose of azythro.

HPV: Everyone gets HPV. It's more common then the cold. You can transmit the fucking with just your hands. If you've been with anyone who is not a virgin, you've been exposed. Most people with healthy immune systems clear the infection on their own. Yes, there are the few strains that have a chance of causing cervical cancer. What they don't publicize as much is that smoking and drinking vastrly increases your chances of developing the cancer if you have HPV.

Herpes: Even more common than HPV, with almost no real effects besides the social stigma. About 80% of americans have oral herpes. Grandma kissed you on the cheek when you are a kid? Congrads, you have herpes. Unfortunately, oral herpes can sometimes infect the genitals. Out of the countless pussy that i've eaten, I give one girl herpes. I felt like crap about it - I didn't even know I had it.

In the final calculation, Roosh is right. You can't spend all your time worrying about your dick. For the most part this stuff cannot be controlled or anticipated.

Of course you should avoid obviously stupid situations: don't let a ladyboy in thailand fuck you in the ass. Steer clear of needle-using crack whores. Maybe think twice about Africa.

Apart from HIV, most common STDs are either benign or easily treatable.

You can get catch an infection some idiot caughing on you, or you can catch an infection from a threesome.

The only difference between an STD and another disease, besides the stigma, is that at least you had fun getting it.

[scorpion]

One chick told me she had herpes in her asshole.

At first I was like:



But then I was like:



I just avoided the backdoor and everything was fine.

A player who freaks out about STDs is about as worthless as a doctor who faints at the sight of blood.

[Roosh]

Herpes had no social stigma before the 1970s. It was invented to sell a new herpes drug that came on the market.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herpes_simp...nd_culture

Quote:

In the Journal of Clinical Investigation,[91] Pedro Cuatrecasas states, “during the R&D of acyclovir (Zovirax), marketing [department of Burroughs Wellcome] insisted that there were ‘no markets’ for this compound. Most had hardly heard of genital herpes...” Thus marketing the medical condition – separating the ‘normal cold sore’ from the ‘stigmatized genital infection’ was to become the key to marketing the drug, a process now known as ‘disease mongering’.[92]]

[azulsombra]

Thankfully I wrapped it up everytime we had sex together. No harm, no foul.

[el mechanico]

Ok I have a few things..

First that balloon thing Roosh was talking about..It happens to me about once a year if I have super mega hard-on hangover sex. Just get your cock super hard again and it goes away.

Here's a good one...I was on a date with my main slut at the time who didn't like spicy food and I was eating chips and salsa and she asked if they were hot and I said no and loaded a chip and stuck it in her mouth. The shit was real hot.

About 2 hours later she's having pains and goes to the hospital and I go see her. She has a talk with the doctor and when I went in her room she said he wants to talk to me in private.. Ok, whatever but ok..He pulls me aside and starts asking me about how many sexual partners I've had and condoms blah blah blah. I looked at him and asked him if he was serious and what's the problem and he said "well we're doing tests" umm...I told him that was about the most idiotic thing I've ever heard the dumb bitch ate salsa and you think I gave her a std????

Another..I met this girl in Jupiter Fl and we started dating/banging about a month later she asks to come over and she has a giant health book with her and she's crying. She opens it and goes right to the Herpes page and said she got it a few years ago and understood if I didn't want to see her anymore. I was the condom king back then so I wasn't worried...But dumped her anyway.

Another..I'm at a bar on my boat and I pull three girls and two of them lived on the river so we went back to he place. I was making out with one and went to her bathroom to whizz and opened the medicine cabinet. Boom! Giant bottle of Valtrex!

I ditch on her and go for the roommate. We're making out and drinking and I go in her bathroom. Pow! More Valtrex.
I ended up with the third girl and pulled her out for a boat ride and bang..

[Screwston]

^^ Shit, I'm scared about herpes now haha. I bet I have it but I've only had a weird bump/pimple type thing pop up like 5 years ago. Nothing since then.

[el mechanico]

(10-08-2012 05:33 PM)houston Wrote:  

^^ Shit, I'm scared about herpes now haha. I bet I have it but I've only had a weird bump/pimple type thing pop up like 5 years ago. Nothing since then.

Like Roosh said. Don't obsess over your cock. My health teacher in 1984 told us that one of us in the class had HIV. One out of 30 or something so???? He also said that a quarter of us had herpes. As far as I know only three kids in that class ever had sex. You're going to have some stuff on your cock because the skin is sensitive from time to time just don't freak and start fucking with it. I wacked off once with Finnesse conditioner and it rashed my entire cock up and thought I had an STD.

[Screwston]

I move around a lot when I sleep and sometimes I'll wake up with a sore, red dick. I guess I rub it all on the sheets like I'm humping my bed. I used to get freaked out, but I think my dick is just extra sensitive. It gets cut up easily if a girl is dry or uses teeth during head. Literally cut that looks like paper cuts.

[3agle 3yes]

As for the question ugh! It would just kill the mood...

[el mechanico]

(10-08-2012 05:48 PM)houston Wrote:  

I move around a lot when I sleep and sometimes I'll wake up with a sore, red dick. I guess I rub it all on the sheets like I'm humping my bed. I used to get freaked out, but I think my dick is just extra sensitive. It gets cut up easily if a girl is dry or uses teeth during head. Literally cut that looks like paper cuts.

Try not wearing underwear and let your dick rub against your pants all day to make it tougher. It will feel funny at first but in time You'll have iron cock like me.

[tiggaling]

Yaar, these Americans make such big deal about some spots on their private parts, there is even dating for such people!

But it sure gives some people some chances to make a buck! Like these Herpes dating sites!

http://www.h-date.com/

http://www.herpespassions.com/

http://www.STDFriends.com

http://www.LoveHStyle.com

http://www.positivefish.com

http://www.herpesandyoudating.com/

http://www.positivesingles.com/

http://www.hsvsingles.com/

[Screwston]

(10-08-2012 05:53 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(10-08-2012 05:48 PM)houston Wrote:  

I move around a lot when I sleep and sometimes I'll wake up with a sore, red dick. I guess I rub it all on the sheets like I'm humping my bed. I used to get freaked out, but I think my dick is just extra sensitive. It gets cut up easily if a girl is dry or uses teeth during head. Literally cut that looks like paper cuts.

Try not wearing underwear and let your dick rub against your pants all day to make it tougher. It will feel funny at first but in time You'll have iron cock like me.

[EPMD]

I supposedly gave a girl anal warts, end up having to pay to have them removed. Apparently I had HPV virus, which almost everyone gets apparently

She's always begging for it in the ass, so I was reluctant to pay at first.

Analised her yesterday, but then the condom broke so that was the end of that

[markus]

I always try to play it safe and have a "do you have a STD?" conversation before banging. Of course it doesn't always work out that way. Even if they're lying-and most of them are liars-I'm more comfortable after asking. One girl told me that she had herpes but was on valtrex. I banged her and didn't get herpes but I closely examined my dick and worried for several months before I could get blood work done. If a girl tells me she has a STD I won't bang her and I always wrap it up just in case

[BTman]

(10-08-2012 01:07 AM)Wargasm Wrote:  

(8's and above never have anything)

The above makes no sense. The better looking/more successful you are the more STDs you have. Common sense dictates that. I would bet the STD rate among celebrities, athletes, etc is significantly higher than the general population.

Just think about an average NBA player, ever since they were in high school/college they have had different high quality women throwing themselves at them almost any night of the week. Just by the law of averages I would say it's almost impossible for someone of that level of fame not to have an STD.

[Sourcecode]

A chick I raw dogged multiple times in a foreign country called me to say she tested for HPV.
She was cool about...scheduled me an appointment and went with me to get tested( since I couldnt understand the doctoral words)

my test came back negative. (most guys dont even show symptoms anyway)

Needless to say..I banged her a couple more times after all the doctor shit got worked out(with a condom of course)
Damn..she knew how to ride a dick

[germanico]

(10-07-2012 11:29 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

Oh yeah one time I had blood in my ejaculate (gave it a pretty pink hue). That really scared me. I jerked off daily until that went away. Apparently it's not uncommon for a blood vessel in there to break.

I had that happen to me after a 72 hour road trip. Came back home from a long drive, ate something, opened a beer, and figured id ought to rub one out before going to sleep. Then I saw my own pinky goo... It scared me to death, I tought I was going to die. But it went away the next day so I forgot about that.

And to your question, no. Not once has a woman told me that she is or was carrying an STD. There was this one crazy chick that texted me, out of the blue, 3 months after breaking contact with her, to tell me that she tested out ok.

Never found out what was that about, I just figured that the message was meant for someone else.

[Architekt]

(10-08-2012 05:53 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(10-08-2012 05:48 PM)houston Wrote:  

I move around a lot when I sleep and sometimes I'll wake up with a sore, red dick. I guess I rub it all on the sheets like I'm humping my bed. I used to get freaked out, but I think my dick is just extra sensitive. It gets cut up easily if a girl is dry or uses teeth during head. Literally cut that looks like paper cuts.

Try not wearing underwear and let your dick rub against your pants all day to make it tougher. It will feel funny at first but in time You'll have iron cock like me.

Haven't worn underwear for like 6 months. People don't seem to understand how much better it is letting your balls breathe..

[rationalize_this]

I went on a spree in Palm Springs California when I was 16 during a tennis tournament, banging 3 girls in 4 days. After my quarterfinal match a few days later, it started to hurt to piss. Soon enough, I started pissing blood. I freaked out and thought I had an STD and called up my dad to tell him what happened, of course omitting the girl part.

I went to the doctor a few hours later and after a few tests turned out I had something called Runners Hematuria, and a small kidney stone. Apparently it was just training too hard, banging too much, and not taking enough fluids. To this day I drink cranberry juice daily to flush out my kidney and urinary systems. Multiple doctors have told me this helps, and I haven't had an issue since.

[Partizan]

A few years ago I was in Ayia Napa and one night I picked up this dainty little 19 y.o. west of Ireland student nurse from the Carwash disco. She brought me back to her place and I smashed her without the raincoat. After a couple of rounds of tearing and dragging I finally stumbled back to my bed and did not wake up until late afternoon. I got up, went straight to the bar to get a bite to eat and started on the beer. After a while I started getting a right dose of the itchy and scratchy on my balls and cock so I said fuck that for a game of soldiers and jumped straight into the pool. After soaking in the pool for a good 20 minutes my balls was right as rain and off I went on to the sun bed. Whatever it was I think the chlorine did the job.

[Gmac]

I never had a chick tell me she had an STD, but once I did have a chick ACCUSE me of giving her one... not even 2 days after I banged her raw. Crazy Russian chick, pathological liar. I called her out on it because no test comes back that fast, and I knew I didn't have anything. Told her she was bat-shit and never spoke to her again.

[plague]

(10-08-2012 02:53 AM)Roosh Wrote:  

One girl came close actually... she told me she had an "irregular pap smear." Which is basically HPV positive. But she told me after I already hit raw.

one of my exes told me this after I was hitting raw for months. she said she took the medicine and they could no longer find traces of HPV. I was sitting there wondering, uhh... 1) does this mean I have HPV and 2) isn't this a fucking conversation we should have had a long time ago?

I took another girl on a few dates maybe a year ago. she came over one day and I had her shirt off on my couch. I went for the pants and, before I knew it, she was crying in my arms about how she had herpes. I felt bad for her but really my concern was how to segway the crying into a blowjob. I failed.

[megatron]

(10-07-2012 10:44 PM)RobP Wrote:  

I've had a couple of chicks tell me they have herpes but are "on valtrex" and have't had a relapse. . . .

I did something similar and now I feel pretty stupid about it. Four months ago or so, this chick told me she had the herp (mentioned nothing about valtrex). She didn't have any sores or anything so I plowed her raw. Even did her in the ass a few times. Also raw.

Pretty stupid. I don't want to blame Roosh for this, ha, but I was partially inspired to be so carefree about it from him. Mostly though, I think I just don't care that much.

Chances are, I have it, but I haven't had any symptoms. So I can't say I give a shit too much. But I feel dumb for doing something self-destructive like this.