[Cookie]

I look her over once, then go "Ha" and go on doing my thing.

Also, on the rare occasion that a girl's ballsy enough to ask me to buy both her and her friends drinks, I just respond with "I'm not trying to fuck all of you."

[germanico]

"No"

or

"I dont buy drinks. Why dont you ask *that* guy?"

[flyfreshandyoung]

I used to go with "do I look like an ATM?" And that worked, but a couple weeks ago I asked this one chick "is that your best pick up line?"

Got me a laugh and set a good frame to go from there. We kept talking, I didn't buy her a drink, we made out no bang though.

[Armenian]

Sarcastically say "Why don't I just give you me credit card instead"

"I'm not your sugar daddy. You're just some chick I met 10 minutes ago"

[el mechanico]

There's no need to standoff with a girl when you first meet them I think it sends the wrong vibe in that scenario.

[Mrs. Chocolate]

Only idiots asks for drinks. The good ones can have their without asking.

[Tuthmosis]

(08-20-2012 07:29 PM)Mrs. Chocolate Wrote:  

Only idiots American girls asks for drinks. The good ones can have their without asking.

Fixed it for you.

[el mechanico]

And that's why this happens...

"Buy her a shot of Turkey or 151 don't let her choose. If she really wants a drink or to play badass she'll drink it. Usually doesn't end up well but very funny I'll send those all night and watch the show later."

See we went full circle.

[Tuthmosis]

^"Would you prefer the cash?"

[Armenian]

(08-20-2012 07:37 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(08-20-2012 07:29 PM)Mrs. Chocolate Wrote:  

Only idiots American girls asks for drinks. The good ones can have their without asking.

Fixed it for you.

(08-20-2012 07:37 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(08-20-2012 07:29 PM)Mrs. Chocolate Wrote:  

Only idiots North American girls asks for drinks. The good ones can have their without asking.

Fixed it for you.

Added a word.

[XXL]

i like to tell her:

- you disappoint me girl
- girl, you're a disappointment to your mother and me
- if you were a man, you would be very handsome
- I don't believe in liquid courage
- you're 22 right? [looking at her imaginary eye wrinkles] you should stop drinking
- silence woman!
- let's go outside for a minute [grab her hand & lead]
- how many drinks it takes for you to kiss? i'm kidding i don't care, i kissed just 2 minutes ago
- sure, i will order you 'satan's sperm' drink
- you're already too fat to drink, you're like a bulimic who forgets to throw up
etc

mind that i'm amused by all of this pickup stuff, it's not serious at all, when i hear questions like that i chuckle, i laugh, i'm like 'whoa great moment to fuck with her hahaha' and i say some bullshit without filtering at all, she reacts emotionally and i amp it up even more and she react more and that's what i want, that hooks her more and more and more.

[MrXY]

Here are my favorite responses:

Her:Will you buy me a drink?
Melong pause and scowl) No

Her:Will you buy me a drink?
Me: I only buy drinks for special girls
Her: I'm special!
Me: Not to me

Her:Will you buy me a drink?
Me:No but you can buy me one

Her:Will you buy me a drink?
Me: Ignore and continue talking

Her:Will you buy me a drink?
Me: Back turn and walk away

Strangely, even though I talk to girls in bars and nightclubs every week, i can't remember the last time a girl asked me to buy her a drink. It must be well over a year if not two years ago. Not that girls here don't do that, I see them cadging drinks off guys all the time. I guess most girls they have a sixth sense about who they can wheedle drinks out of and who they can't. Girls do sometimes buy me drinks however

[UgSlayer]

(08-19-2012 10:26 PM)Indyone Wrote:  

When a girl asks you to buy her a drink in either shape or form, how do you guys respond?

I usually use "How about you get the first round and I'll get you the rest of the night?"

or

"If we see each other again later tonight and you remember my name, I'll get your rounds the entire night. Deal?"

Either give a weird look then continue as if she said something stupid and you're dismissing it, or

my favorite:
"HAHAHAHA" right in her face.

Then turn around.

Haven't gotten this much in my life, but I've always done this in response. Sometimes she goes away. Sometimes she chases hard. Either way I see it as a win/win.

The only time I'll ever buy a girl a drink is if I'm talking to her for a while and I sense that she "needs" it for me to get the bang. Some girls need some kind of sign of commitment in the comfort stage to proceed with the bang. I guess it makes them feel like less of a slut. Rationalization hamster in full effect. In my experience, the easiest way for me to get around that slut defense is to order her a drink. It's only happened a handful of times (they never asked for it. I ordered it out of nowhere). Every time I've pulled that move within 10 to 15 minutes of her finishing it, we were off to her place or mine for the SNL.

[UgSlayer]

After fully reading this thread, I've learned or reinforced in my mind two things

1. Tyson4lyfe

2. Next time a girls asks me to buy her a drink, I will respond with "Only if it's 151" deadpan stare.

[PhilE]

3Fs. I only buy drinks for family, friends, or people I'm fucking. I don't know you, we don't share a blood line, but luckily for you I'm taking applications for the latter.

[Greek kamaki]

It depends on girl:
Ukrainian girl:Buy me a drink.-(Putting my hand on her bare thigh and moving up).Do you like presents?
Polish girl:Buy me a drink.-Do you like vodka?Does your girlfriend also like a drink?-Yes,Kasia also wants vodka.-Can you give a phone number?-Yes.-O.K.Write it here.One moment I will get the drink.
Belarussian girl:Buy me a drink.-This is possible.Do you live alone?
Scandinavian girl:Buy me a drink.-O.K. I will buy for you but I will charge Merkel.
Czech girl:Buy me a drink.-Of course milacku.Do you like sex on the beach?
English girl:Buy me a drink-Will you swap it with tongue with your girlfriend?
Serbian girl:Buy me a drink.-Do you want Slivovice?
Greek girl:Buy me a drink.-A female drink?(it is irony female drinks are just water which girls in ass bar order in order to talk to men without getting drunk).

[bacan]

You guys ever think of saying "Sure, on our 1st date"?

Never tried it but I suppose if the girl was cute enough it would technically be true

[Greek kamaki]

German girl:Will you buy me a drink?(they never ask)-Yes, if you buy me some food.We Greeks are hungry.

[snoop]

I ignore it and keep talking about other topics

Or I answer their question with a question

[txtraveler]

I don't buy drinks for girls that just walk up and ask. But if I actually have a convo going with a girl I'm talking with I may invite her up to the bar with me though....mainly buy girls shots though, rarely buy a girl a drink. In my current situation I will not buy a girl a drink for sure when they ask because I'm down on my funds.

[snoop]

Do girls actually just walk up to people and ask them to buy them a drink?

I have never once seen this actually happen, I feel like it is a messageboard myth or something.

[Parlay44]

(08-22-2012 08:31 PM)snoop Wrote:  

Do girls actually just walk up to people and ask them to buy them a drink?

I have never once seen this actually happen, I feel like it is a messageboard myth or something.

Sometimes. Most of the time you open them and chat a little then they try to get one out of you. It's a beta shit test.

[snoop]

(08-22-2012 08:33 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

(08-22-2012 08:31 PM)snoop Wrote:  

Do girls actually just walk up to people and ask them to buy them a drink?

I have never once seen this actually happen, I feel like it is a messageboard myth or something.

Sometimes. Most of the time you open them and chat a little then they try to get one out of you. It's a beta shit test.

I understand the concept of them asking in the course of a convesation, but I have literally never once in thousands of nights out, seen a chick just walk up to someone and ask for a drink unless she was living in the alley behind the 7/11.

[Gmac]

(08-22-2012 08:31 PM)snoop Wrote:  

Do girls actually just walk up to people and ask them to buy them a drink?

I have never once seen this actually happen, I feel like it is a messageboard myth or something.

It's more common in clubs and trashy bars with younger chicks.

[Armenian]

A routine you could use:
Bet her a drink you can make her say a specific word withing 30 seconds.
If she agrees, tell her the word is "Fifteen"

Ask whats 10 x 2? (20)
Multiply by 3 (60)
Divide by 2 (30)
Add 20 (50)

Then say "There you go, you just said it"
She will say "I said Fifty not Fifteen"

You say "Gotcha. Where's my drink?"

An Irish guy taught me that in Buenos Aires.