You guys are so lucky I don't have internet in my room, or they'd be some serious drunk posts.
Aight bishes time for a sober update.
*******WARNING*******
Ron Barcello rum is lethal. Shit is smoother than whiskey. You've been warned. Doesn't leave much of a hangover. Best part is you can get coconut water off the street vendors, which helps immensely for hangovers. Drink before and after.
The other night I was hanging with a pro to interrogate her on the workings here. She knows a lot, and we walked around the Colonial Zone, then to a resto. The local fare here is amazing. I've eaten only Dominican and have no plans to eat anything else.
So anyway, while in the cafe this DL American brotha had a meltdown, to the point the tourista policia showed up. I thought he was pissed about getting hustled, but the girl told me he was gay I almost fell outta my chair. Dude sat next to us pecking away on his phone, and it was all I could not to bust out laughing. Then I started listening in the the conversation, holy shit. Then some feminine local dude screamed across the room, "Pablo, he is playing you Pablo. Just ignore him." Seriously guys, I can't make this shit up.
Women are fucking everywhere. I've not even scratched the surface. Honestly, I don't even know where to start. Still looking for an apartment, and my Spanish is gotten so much better in just a few days. I should be conversational in a couple months. You won't find too much English here. I guess a lot of the Europeans speak some degree of Spanish.
That's all I can think of. Place is great, women are hot, food rocks, weather isn't bad, and I haven't felt threatened.
Oh, it's all about the hustle. You have no idea. I've learned a lot in a few days.
@elabaydre- I'll be here for a couple months it looks like. If you roll down give me a shout.