[Tuthmosis]

Ever since the Are You Addicted to the Forum? thread revealed that many of us check the Forum while we're "swooping" on chicks (and she heads to the bathroom or whatever), I've been thinking about starting a thread like this. Then, Mr. GM's victory lap on his recent bagging of his troublesome 17-year-old just pushed me over the edge. Something like this should exist.

Objective

To do a quick post as soon as you're done banging a chick (especially a new one, but whoever). Ideally, this will be while she's still in the house or you're still at her place. It's fine to do it as soon as she leaves, or when you're doing your Walk of Triumph™ from her place, but that's not as good.

Instructions

1. Load this thread on your computer or smart phone before meeting a chick.

2. Minimize window and lock computer/phone (Window Key + L on PC).

3. Bang like the champ that you are.

4. As soon as you can (she goes to the bathroom or you can reach over and grab your phone), you open up this window and do a quick post.

5. Even if it has to be super short ("22-year-old. 7. semi-fatty. flip-flops. met a club. banged within 45 mins."), get down as much as you can before that toilet flushes. Ideally you can drop a quick description of your game.

6. Get instant props and lulz from your buddies at the RVF.

7. Take joy for others when you're not banging.

8. No lying, trolling.

[Basil Ransom]

I have a rule to suggest: one post per girl. Constantly posting that you banged the same squeeze yet again could get annoying.

[Samseau]

As I type this, a girl is watching me type.

I don't try to hide this forum from any girl. Then they show no interest. They think it's just another internet forum.

[Cincinnatus]

Got my dick wet tonight.

College-aged girl met through my hometown social circle. Eyefucked me immediately upon meeting. Brown hair, blue eyes, five feet tall and about ninety pounds. Sexually inexperienced.

Now sitting in front of the computer, drinking beer and enjoying a Camel cigarette.

(04-09-2012 10:43 PM)basilransom Wrote:  

I have a rule to suggest: one post per girl. Constantly posting that you banged the same squeeze yet again could get annoying.

Agreed.

Not sure I will post in this thread for every new notch, though - probably only noteworthy ones. Tonight's was only noteworthy because it's the first bang I've had since Tuthmosis' legendary thread.

[Tuthmosis]

(04-09-2012 10:43 PM)basilransom Wrote:  

I have a rule to suggest: one post per girl. Constantly posting that you banged the same squeeze yet again could get annoying.

Good rule. Co-signed.

I'm still not sure sure whether this whole thing will work or not, but it's worth a try.

[Tuthmosis]

(04-09-2012 11:03 PM)MSW2007 Wrote:  

Got my dick wet tonight.

College-aged girl met through my hometown social circle. Eyefucked me immediately upon meeting. Brown hair, blue eyes, five feet tall and about ninety pounds. Sexually inexperienced.

Sweet. I like those numbers!

(04-09-2012 11:03 PM)MSW2007 Wrote:  

Not sure I will post in this thread for every new notch, though - probably only noteworthy ones. Tonight's was only noteworthy because it's the first bang I've had since Tuthmosis' legendary thread.

Wait, this was a first-date bang?

[Screwston]

Good thread. I actually keep a journal next to my bed to keep track of all my fucks

[Kish]

Tuth,

This is going to be an epic thread.

[Tuthmosis]

(04-09-2012 10:59 PM)Samseau Wrote:  

As I type this, a girl is watching me type.

I don't try to hide this forum from any girl. Then they show no interest. They think it's just another internet forum.

Well, did you hit it?

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

I have a feeling this will make the forum seem like an exercise in collective masturbation like most PUA forums seem nowadays, but given the caliber of people involved maybe this could work.
/popcorn

[Roosh]

Back in DC whenever I get a new notch I'd send this mass text to my boys:

+1

On Sunday afternoons there would be +1s flying back and forth. Good times.

[DirkJohanson]

I never kiss and tell.

That having been said, fucking and telling is something I'm famous for, so hopefully I'll be getting back to u guys Thursday morning.

[DareP]

15 minute pull. Two girls, me and my wingman. Ended up back at her place.

Very sexually comfortable girl. And kinky. Looking forward to trying out some of my dirty fantasies with here. Even after just one night, I can tell she'd be totally into it. I'm gonna buy a remote control vibrator for our next date

[Samseau]

(04-09-2012 11:31 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(04-09-2012 10:59 PM)Samseau Wrote:  

As I type this, a girl is watching me type.

I don't try to hide this forum from any girl. Then they show no interest. They think it's just another internet forum.

Well, did you hit it?

Yeah, been fucking her for months.

My last new notch was three weeks ago. I'm feeling hungry...

[Roosh]

I think this should be about new notches. Makes it more meaningful.

[el mechanico]

I'm starting to think that me and Tuthmosis think alike. This was the same idea I had with this thread
http://www.rooshvforum.network/thread-11427.html

[Samseau]

(04-10-2012 09:07 AM)Roosh Wrote:  

I think this should be about new notches. Makes it more meaningful.

I agree with the rule that you can only talk about one girl per post.

[DirkJohanson]

(04-10-2012 09:07 AM)Roosh Wrote:  

I think this should be about new notches. Makes it more meaningful.

Agree, with the only exception being if a hooker does you free for the first time without any pre-arranged deal where you get one after x many paid bangs.

Truth be told, the exception I propose is a little self-serving since I expect just such a thing to go down tomorrow night. I'll keep you guys posted.

[WanderingSoul]

I banged a hot 19 year old Thai girl all night long last night. I thought she was going to squirt all over me while she rode me. She was so wet pussy juice was flying everywhere. For only being 19 the girl sure knew how to work it on top. Gonna add her to the rotation or sure.

[Samseau]

(04-10-2012 01:55 PM)RioNomad Wrote:  

I banged a hot 19 year old Thai girl all night long last night. I thought she was going to squirt all over me while she rode me. She was so wet pussy juice was flying everywhere. For only being 19 the girl sure knew how to work it on top. Gonna add her to the rotation or sure.

Who doesn't like pussy juice?


Here's a weird one: anal juice. Sometimes, girls I bang in the ass get really wet assholes... what's up with that? The ass self-lubes?

[soup]

I did this last night in the everything else thread. I'm a total forum addict.

[ABDada]

(04-10-2012 02:06 PM)Samseau Wrote:  

Here's a weird one: anal juice. Sometimes, girls I bang in the ass get really wet assholes... what's up with that? The ass self-lubes?

It's usually pre-cum from the additional friction.

If you're healthy, you should be making more of it than if you're not healthy.

[Samseau]

(04-10-2012 03:17 PM)ABDada Wrote:  

(04-10-2012 02:06 PM)Samseau Wrote:  

Here's a weird one: anal juice. Sometimes, girls I bang in the ass get really wet assholes... what's up with that? The ass self-lubes?

It's usually pre-cum from the additional friction.

If you're healthy, you should be making more of it than if you're not healthy.

No way man. I don't make enough pre-cum to make the ass like a slip-n-slide.

[Mista_Marcus]

What up fellow playas? So I was just checking the forum & came across this thread. GREAT idea Tuthmosis!

But last night, I finally banged this white chick @ my university I've been talking to for like 10 days now. Yeah, I know, but she was on this 'waiting' thing which was cool with me cause I'm getting sex elsewhere. I knew I would get the pussy anyway so I wasn't tripping (call me what you want).

Anyway, baby is 20, a year older than me. White tanned chick that has a body like the 1st chick's picture in the Chubby Chaser Game thread (titts not as droopy though). Fuck what y'all talking bout, I hit em all! I love titties thighs & ass, & this chick had it all except for the ass.

But we were watching Superbad & started off fooling around. She ends up on top of me we were dry humping cause we both still have our clothes on. I end up stripping down to my tshirt & boxers. Eventually she goes down & blows me for the 1st time. It was ok, not the best I ever had. Her teeth caught me a few times but I think it's cause she was sucking me from an angle as I laid down. I've had worse, you know? When she's done with that she gets back on top of me & starts grinding. I'm telling her to take the shorts off she had on & she obliges. Now my bare dick is stabbing her pussy (she still had on her thong). I'm making her FEEL the dick, feel me? It started hurting so I'm whispering to her to pull her panties to the side & let me in there. She puts up very weak LMR, but ends up pulling them to the side & letting me slide in her. That shit was HELLA tight & WET, she definitely got some good pussy. & it's clean shaven, which is ALWAYS a plus. She rides me & I left her shaking. After she gets hers, she climbs off & goes back to sucking me off. I did not bust, but I got my shit wet after falling back from fucking the same chicks.

[Screwston]

(04-10-2012 02:06 PM)Samseau Wrote:  

(04-10-2012 01:55 PM)RioNomad Wrote:  

I banged a hot 19 year old Thai girl all night long last night. I thought she was going to squirt all over me while she rode me. She was so wet pussy juice was flying everywhere. For only being 19 the girl sure knew how to work it on top. Gonna add her to the rotation or sure.

Who doesn't like pussy juice?


Here's a weird one: anal juice. Sometimes, girls I bang in the ass get really wet assholes... what's up with that? The ass self-lubes?

Happened with me a while back. I looked online but couldn't really find anything on it. I've seen girls in porn get creamy from the ass...