[InternationPlayboy]

Here's one of our favorite regulars that would stop by my work in south beach. When he was really high on crack he'd sing the black eyed peas and dance around and at the end look at our guests and say, "pay me bitches." Look closely and you'll notice the forehead tattoo.

[kenny_powers]

(10-25-2013 05:49 PM)InternationPlayboy Wrote:  

Here's one of our favorite regulars that would stop by my job in south beach. When he was really high on crack he'd sing the black eyed peas and dance around and at the end look at our guests and say, "pay me bitches." Look closely and you'll notice the forehead tattoo.

ha. is that bikini dude? been around for years.

[InternationPlayboy]

It sure is. The dude evidently had his own website. Pretty sure that's what his forehead tattoo is, his web address. The guy has marketing down to a science.

[Cattle Rustler]

(10-25-2013 04:45 PM)InternationPlayboy Wrote:  

This thread is gold. I spent the last half hour reading john bulla's Facebook. I didn't know people that fucked up really existed. Seriously, that profile has to be fake.

The guy has videos and a rap sheet....mugshot included. I wish it were fake though.

On another note. This thread should be stickied or be posted on RVF's greatest.

[kenny_powers]

(10-25-2013 05:55 PM)InternationPlayboy Wrote:  

It sure is. The dude evidently had his own website. Pretty sure that's what his forehead tattoo is, his web address. The guy has marketing down to a science.

Awesome. Beach towns always attract freaks. But there is always at least 1 long term icon. Hollywood Beach in Broward has a few kooks. Pismo Beach in Cali had some chick on roller blades that was OCD or something and would go in circles for hours every day.

[Merenguero]

(10-25-2013 06:09 PM)kenny_powers Wrote:  

Awesome. Beach towns always attract freaks. But there is always at least 1 long term icon. Hollywood Beach in Broward has a few kooks.

Hollywood Beach is undermentioned on this forum. The one and only time I was there, I was with a date, but I could tell the place had potential.

[kenny_powers]

(10-25-2013 06:14 PM)Merenguero Wrote:  

(10-25-2013 06:09 PM)kenny_powers Wrote:  

Awesome. Beach towns always attract freaks. But there is always at least 1 long term icon. Hollywood Beach in Broward has a few kooks.

Hollywood Beach is undermentioned on this forum. The one and only time I was there, I was with a date, but I could tell the place had potential.

One of my hangouts for years man. I know every corner of that city. There are some FL threads I put some info on. I will search this weekend and put some more details. I don't want to derail here anymore.

[kenny_powers]

I like to look at the mugshots and guess the crime by profiling before I read the description:

http://interactive.sun-sentinel.com/news...p?id=47220

http://www.wptv.com/generic/news/crime/l...ach-county

[InternationPlayboy]

Yeah south beach has a few. There was another old black lady who's boobs hung down to her knees that would beg for $. When we'd tell her to get away from our bar/hotel, she'd throw a fit and use every curse word in the book. We had another guy who was mute and he'd always do cool tricks for money, he was a bad ass. The types of things I saw at that place were unbelievable. Coolest job I've ever had hands down. I was a bellman, I remember one day these black girls come in, one had a huge fake ass. They stripped down naked, gave me a lap dance, and tipped me $10 once I got in the room.

[InternationPlayboy]

Here are some good Florida police stories...

At my work during winter music conference, a guy was making it rain off the rooftop bar. Some kid rolling his face off jumps in the pool to fetch some money. He starts having a seasure and goes into convulsions. The kids brother is watching this all go down, freaking out, begging for someone to save his brother. As he's watching his brother die, the cops come up and taze him. Miami beach pd for you.

I remember another time I was at the beach with a group of black friends, I was the only white boy. We were drinking on the beach and the cops come up to ask us for ID. I get up to get mine and they look over at me and say, "we don't need your ID!" They then proceeded to write all my black friends tickets and let me go free. Yeah, they are blatantly racist.

Another time I'm carrying an ounce of weed in my pocket as I see a black kid I work with getting patted down. I asked him later what he did, he said his crime was being blak in public. I say, "that's funny, I walked right by that cop and I had an ounce in my pocket."

Being a white boy in miami I was virtually off the cops radar. They never gave me a second glance.

[samsamsam]

http://www.rooshvforum.network/thread-25697-...#pid566298

White Florida Man Dresses As Dead Trayvon Martin for Halloween

[el mechanico]

John's been making some videos if anyone's interested

[Cattle Rustler]

Here's his facebook:

https://www.facebook.com/john.bulla.507

Here's his latest FB post:

"This is a picture of me and some very beautiful women from the Sports Illustrated swimming edition magazine and the Maxim magazine I bought. I want a very beautiful girlfriend that looks like one of them."

[InternationPlayboy]

Has anyone called john to troll him? He posts his number on his Facebook. You're almost obligated to call him otherwise you'll be sent to hell and tortured by satan.

[InternationPlayboy]

You could actually have a lot of fun with this guy. You can tell him you are satan or Jesus. We need one of our master trolls to go to town on this guy. What's up e-mech?

[Merenguero]

(10-30-2013 01:50 PM)InternationPlayboy Wrote:  

You could actually have a lot of fun with this guy. You can tell him you are satan or Jesus. We need one of our master trolls to go to town on this guy. What's up e-mech?

You're joining this party late. I think at this point, El Mech and John wing each other at least twice a week.

[Merenguero]

(10-30-2013 01:50 PM)InternationPlayboy Wrote:  

You could actually have a lot of fun with this guy. You can tell him you are satan or Jesus. We need one of our master trolls to go to town on this guy. What's up e-mech?

You're joining this party late. I think at this point, El Mech and John wing each other at least twice a week.

[Aliblahba]

Only in Florida:

Quote:

A judge sentenced Sarah Adleta, a 29-year-old Florida mother, to 54 years in federal prison Monday for sexually abusing her children and producing pornography of the acts, reports the Orlando Sentinel.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-5...aphy-case/


Not many stories will make you sick and sad at the same time, but this one will.

[MrXY]

Notice how Florida is described........

[Cattle Rustler]

Everyone knows texas, and florida.

Don't get it twisted guys.

[el mechanico]

Looks like our friend John Bulla has his church website up and running.
http://www.thechurchofchristwiththeelijahmessage.com/

Take a close look at it.

[Hotwheels]

(11-18-2013 08:45 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Looks like our friend John Bulla has his church website up and running.
http://www.thechurchofchristwiththeelijahmessage.com/

Take a close look at it.

Not going to dig deep but this gave me a quick chortle;

Extended business hours

To accomodate our customers' busy schedules, we have extended our hours and are now open later.

[el mechanico]

Hey Scotian, What do you think about this ?

[scotian]

(11-20-2013 06:49 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Hey Scotian, What do you think about this ?

Maybe that's why my parents chose to live in Pasco, perish the thought, I'm sure it was the cheap real estate!

[el mechanico]

(11-21-2013 02:52 PM)scotian Wrote:  

(11-20-2013 06:49 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Hey Scotian, What do you think about this ?

Maybe that's why my parents chose to live in Pasco, perish the thought, I'm sure it was the cheap real estate!

Like this for 500 dollars?

http://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/reo/4187153480.html