[Amour Fou]

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Man 'wants to marry' cartoon character
A man has launched a campaign in Japan to legally allow comic book-loving humans to marry their favourite fictitious characters.

More than 1,000 people have signed Taichi Takashita's on-line petition to establish a law permitting marriage to comic characters, according to The Daily Telegraph.
manga cartoon

Takashita says he feels more at ease in the "two-dimensional world."

He said: "I am no longer interested in three dimensions. I would even like to become a resident of the two-dimensional world.

"However, that seems impossible with present-day technology. Therefore, at the very least, would it be possible to legally authorise marriage with a two-dimensional character?"

Comic books known as "manga", animated "anime" films and on-line virtual reality games have become increasingly popular in Japan, with fictitious characters frequently elevated to celebrity status.

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Takashita's petition was launched only days after a woman was jailed in Japan after "killing" her virtual husband after he suddenly divorced her as part of a popular interactive internet game.

One person who supported the petition, wrote: "For a long time I have only been able to fall in love with two-dimensional people and currently I have someone I really love.

"Even if she is fictional, it is still loving someone. I would like to have legal approval for this system at any cost."

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/380269-man-...-character

And this one from Korea...

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Man marries pillow

True love can take many forms. In this case, it has taken the form of a Korean man falling in love with, and eventually marrying, a large pillow with a picture of a woman on it.

Lee Jin-gyu pillow wedding Lee Jin-gyu kisses his new bride, a pillow with a picture of anime character Fate Testarossa on it

Lee Jin-gyu fell for his 'dakimakura' - a kind of large, huggable pillow from Japan, often with a picture of a popular anime character printed on the side.

In Lee's case, his beloved pillow has an image of Fate Testarossa, from the 'magical girl' anime series Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha.

Now the 28-year-old otaku (a Japanese term that roughly translates to somewhere between 'obsessive' and 'nerd') has wed the pillow in a special ceremony, after fitting it out with a wedding dress for the service in front of a local priest. Their nuptials were eagerly chronicled by the local media.

'He is completely obsessed with this pillow and takes it everywhere,' said one friend.

'They go out to the park or the funfair where it will go on all the rides with him. Then when he goes out to eat he takes it with him and it gets its own seat and its own meal,' they added.

The pillow marriage is not the first similarly-themed unusual marriage in recent times - it comes after a Japanese otaku married his virtual girlfriend Nene Anegasaki, a character who only exists in the Nintendo DS game Love Plus, last November.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/816601-man-...z1pHdEc4wY

Not necessarily recent news, but it is just amusing to see the extent of the sexual crisis in the Far East in contemporary times.

This tells me that there are some Asian broads needing some serious humping... Someone has to take that job

[FretDancer]

Haha shit is fucked up, but you know I will definitely take that job

[Caligula]

At least she won't initiate divorce on him.

[peterthephoenix]

Think about it.. No fights, doesn't say no to sex, doesn't talk back, lets you spend as much time with your friends as you want, doesn't spend any of your money.

Still, I'll happily take their women. Love some Korean and Japanese girls.

[BortimusPrime]

Two-dimensional pussy is the tightest pussy there is.

[Caligula]

(03-19-2012 07:26 PM)BortimusPrime Wrote:  

Two-dimensional pussy is the tightest pussy there is.

[Amour Fou]

(03-19-2012 07:26 PM)BortimusPrime Wrote:  

Two-dimensional pussy is the tightest pussy there is.

More likely the "shallowest" pussy there is...

[BortimusPrime]

(03-19-2012 07:46 PM)Amour Fou Wrote:  

(03-19-2012 07:26 PM)BortimusPrime Wrote:  

Two-dimensional pussy is the tightest pussy there is.

More likely the "shallowest" pussy there is...

If you have an orthogonal cock.

[teh_skeeze]

Just another side effect of being a hopeless beta. This is a big thing on 4chan's /a/ board. Show them a real woman and their response is 3DPD (3 dimensional pig disgusting).

[BortimusPrime]

(03-19-2012 09:27 PM)teh_skeeze Wrote:  

Just another side effect of being a hopeless beta. This is a big thing on 4chan's /a/ board. Show them a real woman and their response is 3DPD (3 dimensional pig disgusting).

This is the deep end of omega.

[T and A Man]

(03-19-2012 07:12 PM)peterthephoenix Wrote:  

Think about it.. No fights, doesn't say no to sex, doesn't talk back, lets you spend as much time with your friends as you want, doesn't spend any of your money.

When you want to travel somewhere, no fuss, just throw them in the back of your ute/pickup and driive away.. no complaints.....