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02-25-2012, 06:48 PM
Gotta love these Mystery-era opportunists. Guy needs to lose 30 lbs, a visit to a barber, and a serious wardrobe change if you ask me.
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Jonathan Green, 30, videotapes a lesson entitled ‘How to Get a Girlfriend’ for his website OrganicSeduction.com in a studio he set up in his mother’s basement. Green has been practicing pick-up for over 3 years and made close to $60,000 in London, England two years ago coaching. He returned home to Nashville after his student visa ran out in 2009, and is adjusting to the new environment. Green began researching pick-up after having his heart broken by a girl who was cheating on him.
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02-25-2012, 06:58 PM
Models his hair after "Wolverine"?
This guy is stuck in 2005...
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02-25-2012, 06:59 PM
This guy? $60,000? No comments.
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02-25-2012, 07:08 PM
I'm happy that 99% of guys on this board don't consider themselves pick up artists.
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02-25-2012, 07:23 PM
Hey guys, I'm serious about this one. I made 60k last year coaching pick up, I'm fat and have bad hair. I take guys to gay bars and tell them how to approach women, when I approach women I remember to lean into them and when another guy spills a drink on me I let him take my girl to the dancefloor, don't worry though I didn't want her anyways. By the way I've slept with like THIRTY girls, so I'm pretty much a master at this shit.
AM I BETA?!
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02-25-2012, 08:13 PM
The same one from Roissy's twitter feed, right? The whole thing left me speechless.
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02-25-2012, 08:29 PM
I actually wouldn't be surprised if that guy had tight game. Banging 30 girls when you look like that is no small achievement.
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02-25-2012, 08:42 PM
Quote: (02-25-2012 08:36 PM)WestIndianArchie Wrote:
Quote: (02-25-2012 08:29 PM)gringochileno Wrote:
I actually wouldn't be surprised if that guy had tight game. Banging 30 girls when you look like that is no small achievement.
Agreed.
He could definitely triple his #'s
With the right "pickup" coach.
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02-25-2012, 09:17 PM
He takes pride in his appearance while sporting a disgusting gut.
Funny guy.
He's not pulling 30 girls and he's not making 60 G's.
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02-25-2012, 09:21 PM
"From his mom's basement"
When his parents are out, he gets to sleep in a real bed.
"so his goal is to have his hair and face be interesting enough for all 10 seconds"
That way, when he busts his nut he will still have 4 seconds on the clock.
" Cardew lied and told his mother he needed money for textbooks and used the money to pay for a counselor and for Green’s lessons, which are at least $100"
But you cant put a price on shame.
"He enjoys the challenge of sleeping with lesbians"
A challenge lesbians enjoyed until they found out that those where actually manboobs and not real boobs..
"“I help nice guys get laid more, it’s like a war against assholes.”
And back hair. Its an backhair jihad.
"another man came and took the woman off to the dance floor. About the incident, Green said, “At that point I had already lost interest in her""
Yeah dude, I feel your pain. I also lose interest in women after they reject me.
"In the future, Green hopes to move his business to Hawaii and plans on eventually making over $100,000 a year"
At $100 a pop, he will just need a thousand clueless virgins. Its like having a machine that prints money.
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02-25-2012, 11:49 PM
I normally don't read guys like Aaron Sleazy and (yack) Alek Novy when they rant about the "sham" of the seduction community, but there's a kernel of truth there that a subset of guys are trying to make a buck with better marketing than substance. The same kind of pyramid Strauss talked about in The Game.
I myself prefer the free exchange of ideas we get on this forum and on the Manosphere-type sites. The sum total of money I've put into game materials has been to buy _Bang_, I've gotten loaners for the rest of it and never attended boot camps/seminars/etc. Never felt the need to when I have so much support on the free 'nets.
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02-26-2012, 02:30 AM
The real question is does Roosh shave his back hair like the pick up artiste' we are mocking?
Would that be beta?
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02-26-2012, 02:44 AM
Yeah, I had a Gateway laptop from 06-10. That thing was solid.
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I'm more concerned about his shitty computer brand.
Are you kidding? Gateway computers are the Chrysler/Detroit of computers. A once-towering figure who had a fall from grace but is on the re-ascent. Rising from the ashes like the Phoenix. My last machine was Gateway and I still miss that bitch.
I'm most concerned with how tantalizingly meme-able that picture looks, and that I couldn't come up with a good idea right away.
Just imagine an equivalent commercial for Gateway Computers:
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02-26-2012, 04:14 AM
I don't care about his looks or how many women he has slept with but, despite his apparent focus on teaching instead of getting laid, his methods seem phony. Just yelling at his clients until they go talk to a girl, and - then what? I could hire a pitbull to do the same thing.
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02-27-2012, 02:24 AM
This guy is a clown just like that Sasha PUA.