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CANADA: beyond the big three
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CANADA: beyond the big three

When I read about Canada on this forum its all about Vancouver, Toronto and Montreal, which is fine but, you guys really are missing out on some dope places throughout the country.

In the next few days I will present a series of data sheets on 2nd and 3rd tier Canadian cities that haven't got much , or any, attention here but are still some of THE BEST places to party and shag hot Canuck women, a lot better and easier than that smoggy dump on the lake with a big tower anyway!

The first part of this series will focus on beautiful British Columbia, or BC, outside of Van city.

As anyone who has been to Canada, or met Canadians abroad, you already know that Canadian women are very much DTF and love to have a good time, the guys are fairly chill and laid back and most Canadians are easy to get along with.

BC claims to be "The best place on Earth" (it actually says that on the license plates), I always thought, "what pretentious pricks", until I went there! I've spent about 8 weeks in BC, mostly around the capital, Victoria but also Vancouver, Kelowna and the Okanagan Valley (Lake Shuswap), and these are indeed very beautiful places!

About BC people and culture: some would say the vibe in BC would be similar to the US pacific northwest, lots of lumber jacks, laid back hippie types,etc. The culture here is definitely different than most other Canadian provinces, especially neighbouring Alberta. Pot smoking is HUGE here and it is home to the infamous BC bud, a major cash crop in this province, with some huge industrial size grow ops as well as thousands of ma and pa type dope growers, I can't understate how big this illegal industry is in this province, to get a better idea, check out the Google video clip called "The Union", skip ahead to the 32:20 mark, its crazy, the industry employs 90-150,000 people in BC!!! Very interesting video

I personally don't even like the killer AAA BC bud, its too strong! When I smoke a J, I wanna be able to walk around and talk, not sit on my chesterfield like an incapacitated retard babbling nonsense staring at the tv screen! This brings me to another topic, the BC gangster culture.

We all know about those crazy big pimpin' Mexican cartel Narco guys, but did you know that we have the same version up here in Canada? There are MANY gangsters in BC and I'm not talking about guys on the corner slanging rocks, I'm talking highly organized international gangsters who smuggle tonnes of BC bud to the states at a high profit, a pound in BC goes for about $2000-2500, that same pound in LA or Miami can go for over $6000. Also, a lot of ex and meth is made here, Google "Canada is Colombia north".

Anyway, so if you're hitting up the clubs in Van/Kelowna/Victoria, etc. understand that many of the baller types in these places are gang members and may not take too lightly you gaming their women, who, of course, tend to be the hottest ones in the club.

Onto specific locations: Victoria, the capital is a beautiful city on a nice harbour with mountains in the back ground. For some reason, I ALWAYS hook up in the city, 100% success rate so far! Me and a buddy were once walking home from a club and started chatting up this missus outside a pizza joint, within an hour she was back at my buddy's place getting pounded by the two of us!

I usually start at the Sticky Wicket ( a mixed crowd, many cougars) or Big Bad John's right beside, a shitty little pub with women's lingerie all over the walls! Another decent place for eats and drinks before a club is the Cactus Club ( a chain resto in western canada). The club I've had the most success is called Plan B, and its frequented by many students from the University of Victoria. Victoria isn't the best for nightlife, its a bit tame, but the people are super laid back, for day game I would just walk around downtown, near the Empress and around Government street. Vic is a VERY walkable city, no need for a car, you can get around on foot no problem, also there are some very nice pubs, there is one strip club downtown, Monty's, but its a bit of a dump. I haven't been to Vic in almost two years but I'm sure these old places are still there!

Next, Kelowna: A really beautiful city of about 100K in the Okanagan valley, this is where the rich western Canadians come to retire, its super hot and sunny in the winter and has some amazing ski spots in the winter, if you're into out door fun like water sports, this is the place to be!

I can't comment on the night life here as I only stayed here for 2 days and was partying a friend's cabin (which is a great idea guys, rent a cabin with buddy's here in winter or summer). the only thing I know about the night life is that Kelowna is a big time Hells Angels town (like most in BC!), and you'll see full patch HA guys in some of the bars, be cool and careful and you'll have no problems! Youtube the music video by swollen members "watch this" you'll see some full patch HA guys there with some typical BC gangta gals!

Next, Lake Shuswap. A popular destination for many people in BC and Alberta, basically this is a huge lake where you can rent these big house boats, they accommodate 12-24 people depending on the size. You can rent one for a long weekend for about 1200-1500 for 3 days, depending on the season, you can cruise around the lake all day getting wasted, partying and swimming (theres a bar/resto at one end of the lake) but you have to dock the boat at night. I forget the name of the dock point, but when we docked there was about 30 other boats there, all loaded with other partiers! We hopped boat to boat and partied all night, I ended up on a boat with a group of these BC gangster types, they were passing around an upside down frisbee with a massive pile of booger sugar on it, all you can do, free! I didn't stay long, a bit too risky for my liking, these cats do carry guns on them!

So, thats about it, theres still many other places I haven't gone to in BC and many other adventures you can go on, especially out door ones. You might want to check out BC salmon fishing (catch a big 50 pounder), sledding (ski-doo) in the mountains (youtube "snowmobiling in Golden BC), skiing and snowboarding in Whistler, etc.

BC people are super friendly, especially to visitors from abroad. So if you like out door adventures, pot smoking and hard partying, check it out!
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