[blacknwhitespade]

Can't you just make up some amazing bullshit about what've been doing with that time? Tell them you were a missionary working in a hospital in Lesotho, tell them you pulled a Steve Jobs and traveled through Asia, exploring eastern religions and creative enlightenment, tell them you tried/failed to start your own business, or just go totally red pill and tell them you went to some other countries because the culture was cooler, the food was better, and the girls were smokin' hot. Your honesty is your sharpest weapon.