[Roosh]

This thread is giving me the idea to troll girls who reject me in real life.

Girl: "Sorry, I have a boyfriend."

Me: "That's too bad, because you're very pretty. My parents are from Dubai but I was educated in America so that's why I speak good English. I will offer you 10,000 euro cash if you come to apartment and have sex with me."

Girl: "Really? Well okay if you're serious."

Me: "But just one more thing."

Girl: "What?"

Me: "I want to piss on you."

Girl: "Eww gross but fine."

Me: "Just kidding!"