[Phoenix]

Alternative plot theory: 50 Shades of Grey is a dystopic movie set in a future where feminism has reached it's zenith. The protagonist, an extremely wealthy, successful, and good-looking man, enthusiastically pursues an average looking women, complete with showering her with lavish gifts and 'DHVing' with a helicopter. Having won her over, he only feels comfortable having sex with her if she signs a contract. She then leaves him after he fulfills one of her requests.

Also, the Gilbert Gottfried narration is gold.