Hey guys,
I am new here. Thought I would drop a data sheet about a cool place I have been to recently. Not sure if this is the correct section of the forum?
Getting There
Pretty easy to get there. Just type in the name on google or enter http://www.rooshvforum.network into your address bar.
National Anthem
It is customary in this place to stand to attention and mutter the words 'Top that, motherfuckers!' in honour of the recently deceased El Presidento Mark Minter whenever this song is heard on the radio or TV.
Girls
No girls here. But a few chicks pretending to be men. Pretty weird. I'm not judging though.
The Locals
Interesting mix of people. All sorts here. Everyone speaks English - but the lingo is a little strange. Seems there is a heavy drug scene here. With everyone offering red pills to each other.
It does kick off every so often - but over here they don't call the cops. They call Tuthmosis. I am guessing Tuthmosis is the local lingo for cops.
It is a strange town - a lot of people get chucked out. But then the following month they try and sneak back in wearing a disguise. It never works.
The mayor is a guy called Roosh. He drops by from time to time - it is scary at first. Since everyone stiffens up around him - but he is a pretty cool guy. For some reason he is always asking people where the nearest pet store is. Not sure if that is a Richard Gere thing. But - hell all mayors are weird, right?
Of the locals I would steer clear of a guy called El Mechanico. Everybody knows him. He is usually to be found smashing up toilets and trying to invent new drinks. He gave me a Scotch and Bourbon the other day. Not very imaginative but it gets you drunk pretty fast.
Night Life
Apparently the place to be is a local club called 'The Chatroom'. The old one got burned down a couple of months ago - but now there is a new one that all the locals flock to. Gets pretty busy in there late at night.
Day Time
Mostly people spend their days on look out. Apparently some fatties from a nearby town called Jezabel and PUAHate try and sneak in and trash the place. Just something to look out for - better safe than sorry. Also - don't ask innocuous questions about the difference between races - or Jews. That tends to start bar fights.
Costs
The place is free to get to. So can't complain about that. But you may find yourself short of cash if you get blackout drunk in the same bar as El Mechanico.
Tip: Always leave your wallet in your hotel room.
Dress Style
Pocket squares are very popular over here. I feel a bit under dressed walking round in my Pink Floyd T Shirt.
Conclusion
A cool place to visit. But if you stay too long you may end up having a meltdown. Something to do with the weather I guess?
Happy Travels,
Cardguy
I am new here. Thought I would drop a data sheet about a cool place I have been to recently. Not sure if this is the correct section of the forum?
Getting There
Pretty easy to get there. Just type in the name on google or enter http://www.rooshvforum.network into your address bar.
National Anthem
It is customary in this place to stand to attention and mutter the words 'Top that, motherfuckers!' in honour of the recently deceased El Presidento Mark Minter whenever this song is heard on the radio or TV.
Girls
No girls here. But a few chicks pretending to be men. Pretty weird. I'm not judging though.
The Locals
Interesting mix of people. All sorts here. Everyone speaks English - but the lingo is a little strange. Seems there is a heavy drug scene here. With everyone offering red pills to each other.
It does kick off every so often - but over here they don't call the cops. They call Tuthmosis. I am guessing Tuthmosis is the local lingo for cops.
It is a strange town - a lot of people get chucked out. But then the following month they try and sneak back in wearing a disguise. It never works.
The mayor is a guy called Roosh. He drops by from time to time - it is scary at first. Since everyone stiffens up around him - but he is a pretty cool guy. For some reason he is always asking people where the nearest pet store is. Not sure if that is a Richard Gere thing. But - hell all mayors are weird, right?
Of the locals I would steer clear of a guy called El Mechanico. Everybody knows him. He is usually to be found smashing up toilets and trying to invent new drinks. He gave me a Scotch and Bourbon the other day. Not very imaginative but it gets you drunk pretty fast.
Night Life
Apparently the place to be is a local club called 'The Chatroom'. The old one got burned down a couple of months ago - but now there is a new one that all the locals flock to. Gets pretty busy in there late at night.
Day Time
Mostly people spend their days on look out. Apparently some fatties from a nearby town called Jezabel and PUAHate try and sneak in and trash the place. Just something to look out for - better safe than sorry. Also - don't ask innocuous questions about the difference between races - or Jews. That tends to start bar fights.
Costs
The place is free to get to. So can't complain about that. But you may find yourself short of cash if you get blackout drunk in the same bar as El Mechanico.
Tip: Always leave your wallet in your hotel room.
Dress Style
Pocket squares are very popular over here. I feel a bit under dressed walking round in my Pink Floyd T Shirt.
Conclusion
A cool place to visit. But if you stay too long you may end up having a meltdown. Something to do with the weather I guess?
Happy Travels,
Cardguy