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Roosh Freestyle posting contest (raps)
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Roosh Freestyle posting contest (raps)

Inspired by Tuthmosis from the Canibus suicide thread, I decided to create a freestyle thread or some of the potent freestylers to drop a
few bars.

Let me set it off:

Off the scent or aroma, I track lizards to a dark corner,
Crack a Corona, yell out "Moma!" and fcuk em to a coma,

Whether a good day or one razed with a blizzard,
I go out hunting to find something I can spray with my pisser,

Hear some feminist shit from a lizard, start to feel sicker,
Until I scissor kick her sister and disappear like a wizard,

Euro type precision combined with African wisdom, I shoot my jism,
V12 engine with expensive suspension,

With the mental proboscis my intent is ferocious,
Wild out on some pussy till moderate.. like Tuthmosis,

I board more mothers than Asus, no bo cat so this bro can't taste this,
Donkey dyck, pulling lizards from many acres,

Converting dykes from Simone to Sonya with some Petron or a sip of Cognac,
Buss on her dorsal for the comeback,

And I'm bush, swooping iguanas with a Nike like swoosh,
With these high tops I'm heir apparent like the arms of Roosh,

When the chick's in my crib, I get touchy like Hydro,
If truth to be told, I'm prone to a few wide loads,

So God bless North America and everybody else,
Watch your calories or find another loop for your belt,

Orion, a lion with a dick colliding with the insides of fine daughters,
Thus more flags than a globetrotter or Neil Skywalker,

Well maybe that's a stretch like a yogi trolling,
I prey on these basket case b!tches like Yogi Bear strolling,

Rooshians don't pay for skirts, skirts pays for us,
Ashes to Ashley some love flat asses and Moma loves fat butts,

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Love 'em or leave 'em but we can't live without lizardsssss..

An Ode To Lizards
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