Quote: (06-06-2012 03:54 PM)el mechanico Wrote:
Quote: (06-06-2012 03:01 PM)Timoteo Wrote:If you've dated a lot of black or island girls you've had some "red gravy" whether you know it or not.
I thought I'd heard everything, then Handsome Creepy Eel drops a tale of a man with a cephalopod fetish! You couldn't take this guy to a Detroit Red Wings hockey game, because he'd bust in his pants when someone throws an octopus on the ice!
I've heard about certain rituals involving menstrual blood, but slipping it into a guy's food? FUCK ME. I could imagine a desperate, lovesick South American chick trying this though...
I had a Jamaican girlfriend in college, but she only cooked for me once when we were back in NYC on break. The meal didn't have any gravy, so I think I'm good...HA HA!
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