Looking for a list of excuses that can be presented to a girl POST bang to GTFO
03-16-2015, 12:07 AMQuote: (03-15-2015 10:16 PM)MY DETROIT PLAYAS Wrote:
Quote: (03-15-2015 09:19 PM)philosophical_recovery Wrote:
Quote: (03-14-2015 01:18 PM)Esus Wrote:
Ask her if you can take a shit on her chest.
But, what if she says yes?
Increase the neg by saying you have diarrhea
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What has worked for me: "I need to sleep, and you keep me awake". I've only used this on the girls that I just don't sleep well with. It's usually when I really only want them around for sex and that's it. Girls that I'm actually into I like to lay on my stomach and put my forearm between/on their tits with my hand wrapped in their hair or around their neck. I sleep extremely well that way. But, I have zero urge to do that with girls that annoy me.
I like morning sex too much with the girls that I like, especially after lifting weights in the early dawn, doing something creative in the quiet time, or having coffee and reading before coming back into the bedroom. The creature stirs.