Quote: (02-14-2015 01:48 PM)DjembaDjemba Wrote:
...hasn't been laid in years
I'd like to see secular conversion campaigns.
Patriotic, promiscuous women with a thing for men with dark beards can volunteer themselves to help with the cause. They will be given ample quantities of fine liquor to aid in their conversions, alongside their "missionary work".
Tagline will also be "a wank a day keeps martyrdom away".
"Oh wow, this is much better than getting angry over nothing. I can't believe I didn't know! Sorry Muhammed, it's not working out."