A good buddy got his balls stepped on in his sleep by his ex.
They had been out partying and when they got home she wanted to keep rolling but he had an early morning so he went to bed in the spare room.
She continued to party and got herself all pissed off and went into the room and stomped his balls.
He shot out of bed blind and decked her in the face. By the time his vision cleared she was hiding somewhere, so he frozen corned his nutsack and tried to go back to sleep (with one eye open).
Next day she had two black eyes and a very sore nose. She never said a thing to him about it, but he moved out a few days later.
I came out of the bathroom once and a heavy ash tray and a bottle of my cologne smashed against the jam right by my head. I reared up to full height and stormed over to her but the look in my eyes and body language had her trembling and sobbing by the time I got over there. I just continued packing (I was breaking up with a Mexican girl) as if she was not there.
They had been out partying and when they got home she wanted to keep rolling but he had an early morning so he went to bed in the spare room.
She continued to party and got herself all pissed off and went into the room and stomped his balls.
He shot out of bed blind and decked her in the face. By the time his vision cleared she was hiding somewhere, so he frozen corned his nutsack and tried to go back to sleep (with one eye open).
Next day she had two black eyes and a very sore nose. She never said a thing to him about it, but he moved out a few days later.
I came out of the bathroom once and a heavy ash tray and a bottle of my cologne smashed against the jam right by my head. I reared up to full height and stormed over to her but the look in my eyes and body language had her trembling and sobbing by the time I got over there. I just continued packing (I was breaking up with a Mexican girl) as if she was not there.