[Jack Frost]

My ex gf was a fucking nut and one night after a party she got pissed at me for something ridiculous and locked herself in the bathroom crying. She came out a few minutes later and then got even more mad as I laughed at her fit, she came right at me and punched me in the face. Now the first one caught me off guard since it was totally out of left field and as I stood there confused a second one caught me flush. Ill be damned if a third one was coming so I wrapped her up in a bear hug as she kicked and screamed and then cried herself to sleep. Fortunately we were at her house so after she fell asleep I got the fuck out of there and broke up with her the next day. I didnt call the police since that just seems ridiculous to me and I cant imagine the circumstances where Id punch a chick, im a pretty big guy so that would end really badly for both of us.