[Inspired]

Germany actually has some great ass. But you have to look for it. A lot of it has to do with the way girls dress. They're covered up a lot or wear unflattering/not properly fitting jeans/pants etc. But I've seen some of the finest bubble butts in existence. Like black girls' asses on white chicks. But, you're not going to see this as a tourist, and it's not consistent enough to make the link to being able to declare Germany an ass country.