Quote: (12-10-2014 10:03 AM)bigbait Wrote:
Quote: (12-09-2014 01:04 PM)General Stalin Wrote:1) no i am a virgin
-When a girl asks if you are seeing other people or having sex with other people (sometimes framed as a health concern so you can't avoid answering honestly).
2) actually i had sex with 10 people today
3) now i'm not having sex with anyone right now, (i'm right here talking to you)
These are all good sarcastic/joke/agree+amplify answers but what if you're in a situation where outright making a joke answer isn't really feasible. I'll give more context:
Say you're banging a girl raw dog and it becomes more than a one time thing - maybe she's the kind of girl you like to keep around - this question is likely bound to come up. Maybe she is an STD hypochondriac so making sure she's having clean sex is super important to her. She asks you about it and you give a joke answer and maybe change the subject. She laughs but pushes the issue "Haha but no really are you? You need to tell me because if you are then we need to be using condoms" I feel like this is a particularly tricky situation because you can't exactly lie (unless you don't rawdog anyone else besides her and hope you don't pick up anything and give it to her) but if you answer her in this "truthful" context then you are essentially being forced to give up your cards. You're either playing her and banging other girls at the same time, or you are exclusive fucking her and appear to be "off the market" for a girl you've only known for a few weeks.