I'm down with the 'unlawful wedded' part for sure. "These vows that I speak to you will not be registered or presided over by any municipal office or court of law. This covenant is between myself, god and my wife; not the county of bumfuck, the city of hipsters or the great state of bending over for single mothers"
Why do the heathen rage and the people imagine a vain thing? Psalm 2:1 KJV