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Girl Mispronounces Merlot
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Girl Mispronounces Merlot

Oh the American Midwest. I've had this happen to me. The following can be really good if you're with a middle or lower-middle class girl and you've established yourself as something other than a cargo shorts-wearing, fat-faced goateed choad.

B. One finger to your mouth, "Shh..."

Say, "Come here," and motion towards yourself with your hands while maintaining eye contact. "I need to tell you something."

Take her hand, whisper in her ear, "It's called merloh."

Move away a step and say, "Like it never happened." With a wink, or a smirk....

Change subject. Escalate. Etc.

Of course, it's all about the execution. Calling her out - especially in front of others - can sometimes (sometimes) be the wrong kind of teasing. If you want to go that route... just call her MerLaaht for as long as you see fit.
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