It's funny you bring this up, I just started trolling every time I'd go into a coffeeshop because it has started to really annoy the shit out of me.
The Starbucks Imposition
1st troll response: single stupid-ass word, say it loudly and proudly
them: And your name sir?
me: JUICE!
them: what?
me JUICE!
2nd troll response: come up with a name that sounds retarded, for ex: Air-Borg. pronounced Er-Borg (mumbled)
them: And your name sir?
me: erborg
them: what?
me: ERBORG (sound annoyed)
them: can you spell that?
when you have to spell it become very annoyed that they have no idea what you're saying and spell it out like it's common sense: U-R-B-E-R-G
you can even wait a second and add another E at the end.
The second one is fun, I actually failed and started laughing the first time I did it. But it gets the point across, on some level they know they are being rude by presuming to ask your name just to write it on the side of a coffee cup for all to see
The Starbucks Imposition
1st troll response: single stupid-ass word, say it loudly and proudly
them: And your name sir?
me: JUICE!
them: what?
me JUICE!
2nd troll response: come up with a name that sounds retarded, for ex: Air-Borg. pronounced Er-Borg (mumbled)
them: And your name sir?
me: erborg
them: what?
me: ERBORG (sound annoyed)
them: can you spell that?
when you have to spell it become very annoyed that they have no idea what you're saying and spell it out like it's common sense: U-R-B-E-R-G
you can even wait a second and add another E at the end.
The second one is fun, I actually failed and started laughing the first time I did it. But it gets the point across, on some level they know they are being rude by presuming to ask your name just to write it on the side of a coffee cup for all to see
two scoops
two genders
two terms