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Two things immediately came to mind. The first was a stand up (which I can't find anywhere) from an Australian comedian called Russell Gilbert where he is at the check out line at a supermarket and a kid behind is having a tantrum because he wants a Bertie Beetle but his mother won't let him have one. It culminates with the comedian buying himself a Bertie Beetle.

The other was of the pie scene in Dostoyevsky's The Double, which is one of my favourite scenes in literature.