2014: Goto Japan and teach kids, easiest job you'll ever have and parents will be throwing money at you on the side. They'll also introduce you to their 'single relatives or girlfriends'. That or you can fvck the Japanese faculty [hopefuls]. Brush up on your kids games before you go, play a ton of XBOX FPS games and get together with some friends to re-enact power rangers and gundam battles, this will prepare you for life as a GENKI teacher. The best way its every been described to me: Pretend you are Hulk Hogan when you walk into each class, lotta yelling, pointing, beating on your chest and jumping around like you are the best thing ever.
Everyone abroad should check out MES English, this guy makes AWESOME teaching tools. I'm a big fan of his Card battling games, they work REALLY well for both big and small classes. http://mes-english.com/
Learn to play MAGIC CARDS and you'll be able to understand kids better, especially in JAPAN.
This is the reality of ESL: http://www.englishteacherx.com/
Everyone abroad should check out MES English, this guy makes AWESOME teaching tools. I'm a big fan of his Card battling games, they work REALLY well for both big and small classes. http://mes-english.com/
Learn to play MAGIC CARDS and you'll be able to understand kids better, especially in JAPAN.
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I tell you, I'm always fascinated by people who AREN'T drinking and whoring degenerates who start teaching English for a McLanguage School. . . for God's sake, why? Who with any sense would enter a profession with terrible salary, terrible benefits, terrible hours, minimal possibilities of advancement, and no pension plan AND do it working for a foreign employer where you have very little legal protection? It's for fuck-ups, the chronically lazy, degenerates, the insane, and people with no qualifications -- end of sentence.
This is the reality of ESL: http://www.englishteacherx.com/