[Peoloom]

A friend of mine went straight caveman on a group of cockblockers once and it worked like a charm. We were in this dingy club in London and had both tried talking to different girls in this group of 3 -- both of us had been cockblocked by the same mother hen. I gave up on them, but my friend persisted and got one of them on the dancefloor. The mother hen followed her and started trying to pull her away, with my friend holding her other arm. It was like a tug-of-war. Then my friend pulled the most brazen move I've ever seen: he knocked the mother hen's hand away, threw the girl up over his shoulder and fireman-carried her to another section of the bar. They were making out within minutes.