I remember in University we had a female roommate who was a 4 at best. She had no problem popping a seat down whenever me and the others were burning the weed we paid for and nosing in on our sessions, but whenever there was one dish in the sink she's flip her lid.
Once, I was in my room with a girl I was about to bang for the first time. Just as I'm about to slide in I get a knock at my door;
Her: Hey, are you going to do your dishes?
Me: I'm kinda occupied right now, and they aren't even my dishes, I picked up something when I was out.
Her: Well, could you do them? My parents are coming to pick me up for dinner!
Me: NO!
She opens the door, sees me perched above a small brunette (who was mortified) and says 'Oh, sorry!'
I had to rearrange the cosmos to get this girl back comfortable enough to get fucked again ('She probably thinks I'm a slut!' blah blah blah).
The next day I aired this girl out until she cried, and she never tried to scavenge a session ever again.
Once, I was in my room with a girl I was about to bang for the first time. Just as I'm about to slide in I get a knock at my door;
Her: Hey, are you going to do your dishes?
Me: I'm kinda occupied right now, and they aren't even my dishes, I picked up something when I was out.
Her: Well, could you do them? My parents are coming to pick me up for dinner!
Me: NO!
She opens the door, sees me perched above a small brunette (who was mortified) and says 'Oh, sorry!'
I had to rearrange the cosmos to get this girl back comfortable enough to get fucked again ('She probably thinks I'm a slut!' blah blah blah).
The next day I aired this girl out until she cried, and she never tried to scavenge a session ever again.