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(04-17-2014 05:32 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

Update:

I've read all of your opinions (serious, unserious, and hilarious) with close attention. Here are my thoughts:

Skinny Bitch Hypothesis
Many fingers pointed squarely at Skinny Bitch. That's reasonable, given the fact pattern. I'll take a closer look at her (details below), but I'm not as convinced as all of you that she's absolutely my culprit. While she's quite unstable (telling some of the stories would reveal her identity), she also comes from money. Getting knocked up wouldn't mean an automatic entry into my fabulous royal coffers, in other words.



Artist or Hobbyist Hypothesis -- New Suspect
It's plausible that an X-Acto type knife created this perforation. As far as I know, none of the current suspects would have any need to own one. But, another girl, Artist Bitch--who isn't on the current list--works in creative job and likely has access to this very equipment. While she'd only slept at my house once at the time of the detection, she also woke up way before me on that morning and left without me noticing (I was out cold). She's quite odd, and is the oldest of the bunch (late 20s).



The thedude3737's Gambit
Thedude's idea of "accidentally" detecting the faulty condom in Skinny Bitch's presence to see her reaction is intriguing. I've already taken steps toward implementing this solution, by luring Skinny Bitch to my apartment for a run. Stay tuned for the results of this test.

Can you get footage or audio of it?