[Stitch]

I was able to convince my soon-to-be-ex wife to let me shave her once; not only was that experience fantastically hot, so was the sex afterward and for several days. Never happened again because she hated the prickly regrowth, and got to the point where she wouldn't even wax her legs except when she had to wear a skirt for an external event, so quite frankly I've gotten really against the hirsute look. But then, I'm a fairly bitter man by now.