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The Shit Test Thread
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The Shit Test Thread

Quote: (04-22-2014 05:02 PM)Donkey_Riding Wrote:  

I think the most dangerous shit tests are the subtle ones that tend to slip under your radar, like when a girl tries to get you to do something for her.

Here's an example that happened to me a couple of weeks ago:

Her: There's a spot near the top of the lens of your glasses; it's bothering me because it's all I can look at.
Me: [at first I go to clean my glasses, because I'm like 'wtf why not', then I clue in and stop myself]: "Nah, I think I'm going to leave it there just to bother you" *playful smirk*

I did something like this recently:


(At a Vietnamese restaurant, server brings out two free Chè bắp desserts at the end of the meal in small bowls)

Her: Ohhhh, I love these!

(I ignore her and continue to enjoy my bowl of Phở)

Her: I'm done with this one, can you pass me that [other bowl]?

Me: (Glances over, smirks. Reached out slowly and pushed my Chè bắp serving away from her side of the table at glacial speed)

Her: ...WHAAAAAAA?!?! (Massive pout, welling up puppy dog sad eyes)

Me: (Glances back, smirks and stares her down for 3 seconds. Reaches back over and pushes the remaining bowl another half a foot away at the speed of continental drift. Now perched precariously at the edge of the table. A 4.0 earthquake will bring it to the floor)

Her: (SOB... POUT... SOB...)

Me: Ok, you get to have extra dessert, but just this once. (Wink and a smirk)
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