Quote: (04-22-2014 05:02 PM)Donkey_Riding Wrote:
I think the most dangerous shit tests are the subtle ones that tend to slip under your radar, like when a girl tries to get you to do something for her.
Here's an example that happened to me a couple of weeks ago:
Her: There's a spot near the top of the lens of your glasses; it's bothering me because it's all I can look at.
Me: [at first I go to clean my glasses, because I'm like 'wtf why not', then I clue in and stop myself]: "Nah, I think I'm going to leave it there just to bother you" *playful smirk*
I did something like this recently:
(At a Vietnamese restaurant, server brings out two free Chè bắp desserts at the end of the meal in small bowls)
Her: Ohhhh, I love these!
(I ignore her and continue to enjoy my bowl of Phở)
Her: I'm done with this one, can you pass me that [other bowl]?
Me: (Glances over, smirks. Reached out slowly and pushed my Chè bắp serving away from her side of the table at glacial speed)
Her: ...WHAAAAAAA?!?! (Massive pout, welling up puppy dog sad eyes)
Me: (Glances back, smirks and stares her down for 3 seconds. Reaches back over and pushes the remaining bowl another half a foot away at the speed of continental drift. Now perched precariously at the edge of the table. A 4.0 earthquake will bring it to the floor)
Her: (SOB... POUT... SOB...)
Me: Ok, you get to have extra dessert, but just this once. (Wink and a smirk)