I just tweeted this:
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Like some of you may also do, I keep a few sets of well-placed condoms near my bed. Well, while restocking these stashes last night, I noticed this:
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If you can't make it out in the picture, it's a obvious V-shaped puncture in the packaging--one that likely goes through the condom below. It looks to have been made with a very sharp object. I only noticed because I felt the oozing lube on the outside of the package and decided to bring it into the light.
What's the point in telling you this?
Well, for starters, to advise you to check your condoms periodically. And, secondly, it's to recruit the detectives of the forum in my forensic work. I've already identified the most likely suspects. They're all rotation members who come over to my place with some degree of regularity and spend the night.
(names and non-vital details redacted for protection purposes)
Skinny Bitch
Skinny bitch is the craziest of the bunch, and therefore the obvious suspect at first glance. She suffers from a variety of problems you would associate with a relatively privileged girl who comes from money (e.g., bouts of depression). However, she's a heavy sleeper who never wakes up before me (i.e., has almost no opportunity) and who seems to have a stated (and credible) disinterest interest in having kids. That said, she expressed a lot of interest in where I keep my condoms in the past and playfully snooped around to find out how I "got them on so fast" (I'm astonishingly fast at getting a condom on, to be fair). She also seems bothered by the fact that I never commit to her, though I'm fairly certain she gets dickings on the side.
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Tiny Bitch
Tiny bitch is an awkward girl whose virginity I took several months ago. She actually holds the record for the longest rotation member in my history. She managed to make it to one whole year, which is the fuck-buddy equivalent of being married for 25 years. She seems very comfortable with only seeing me like once a month, which is precisely how she's lasted. You can also attribute her staying power to her extraordinarily petite stature (and attendant tiny pussy), which fuels the boner. However, she's monumentally boring, and I hate myself as soon as I bust.
She's suspicious precisely because she's never brought up status or relationship-type question--except one time, 10 months ago, over text. I evaded that one move deftly. I can't help but think she's hiding something. Not only that, she's had the most opportunity. She always wakes up before me. I often wake up to her reading a book quietly next to me.
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Young Bitch
Young bitch is the youngest of the bunch (over 18), and the most recent addition to the rotation. She's suspicious because she doesn't have a whole lot going for her on paper. She works a shitty job and goes to a shitty school (part-time). That said, she appears to come from a decent middle-class family and hasn't ruined her life in any perceivable way (has no kids, criminal record, or obvious emotional damage). I also found out that she's on birth control pills, with she didn't go out of her way to tell me. It actually came up in an entirely different context. She doesn't seem astute enough to have deliberately concealed that information until it came up randomly to lull me into raw-dogging. That said, she's from a small (semi-rural) town and probably has a lot of friends who got married and/or knocked up early (i.e., the behavior is modeled).
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Other Possibilities
Former Rotationers
It's possible this is a condom that was in the stash for a long time and was punctured by a long-gone weirdo that came and went through the pad.
Accidental Puncture
This seems unlikely since there are no sharp objects anywhere near my condoms, and the cut looks to have been made with a tool of some kind. However, there's some remote possibility that it got punctured one of the drawers that I keep my extra condoms before they go into the "showtime" stashes.
Factory Puncture
It's also possible that it came like that from the factory, and that I simply never noticed. However, I'd be surprised that I didn't feel the lube before.
Opinions? Thoughts?
Should I confront these bitches one by one, like on a detective show? Let it go? I'm amused by the whole thing, but also a little alarmed.
Like some of you may also do, I keep a few sets of well-placed condoms near my bed. Well, while restocking these stashes last night, I noticed this:
[attachment=18208]
If you can't make it out in the picture, it's a obvious V-shaped puncture in the packaging--one that likely goes through the condom below. It looks to have been made with a very sharp object. I only noticed because I felt the oozing lube on the outside of the package and decided to bring it into the light.
What's the point in telling you this?
Well, for starters, to advise you to check your condoms periodically. And, secondly, it's to recruit the detectives of the forum in my forensic work. I've already identified the most likely suspects. They're all rotation members who come over to my place with some degree of regularity and spend the night.
(names and non-vital details redacted for protection purposes)
Skinny Bitch
Skinny bitch is the craziest of the bunch, and therefore the obvious suspect at first glance. She suffers from a variety of problems you would associate with a relatively privileged girl who comes from money (e.g., bouts of depression). However, she's a heavy sleeper who never wakes up before me (i.e., has almost no opportunity) and who seems to have a stated (and credible) disinterest interest in having kids. That said, she expressed a lot of interest in where I keep my condoms in the past and playfully snooped around to find out how I "got them on so fast" (I'm astonishingly fast at getting a condom on, to be fair). She also seems bothered by the fact that I never commit to her, though I'm fairly certain she gets dickings on the side.
Tiny Bitch
Tiny bitch is an awkward girl whose virginity I took several months ago. She actually holds the record for the longest rotation member in my history. She managed to make it to one whole year, which is the fuck-buddy equivalent of being married for 25 years. She seems very comfortable with only seeing me like once a month, which is precisely how she's lasted. You can also attribute her staying power to her extraordinarily petite stature (and attendant tiny pussy), which fuels the boner. However, she's monumentally boring, and I hate myself as soon as I bust.
She's suspicious precisely because she's never brought up status or relationship-type question--except one time, 10 months ago, over text. I evaded that one move deftly. I can't help but think she's hiding something. Not only that, she's had the most opportunity. She always wakes up before me. I often wake up to her reading a book quietly next to me.
Young Bitch
Young bitch is the youngest of the bunch (over 18), and the most recent addition to the rotation. She's suspicious because she doesn't have a whole lot going for her on paper. She works a shitty job and goes to a shitty school (part-time). That said, she appears to come from a decent middle-class family and hasn't ruined her life in any perceivable way (has no kids, criminal record, or obvious emotional damage). I also found out that she's on birth control pills, with she didn't go out of her way to tell me. It actually came up in an entirely different context. She doesn't seem astute enough to have deliberately concealed that information until it came up randomly to lull me into raw-dogging. That said, she's from a small (semi-rural) town and probably has a lot of friends who got married and/or knocked up early (i.e., the behavior is modeled).
Other Possibilities
Former Rotationers
It's possible this is a condom that was in the stash for a long time and was punctured by a long-gone weirdo that came and went through the pad.
Accidental Puncture
This seems unlikely since there are no sharp objects anywhere near my condoms, and the cut looks to have been made with a tool of some kind. However, there's some remote possibility that it got punctured one of the drawers that I keep my extra condoms before they go into the "showtime" stashes.
Factory Puncture
It's also possible that it came like that from the factory, and that I simply never noticed. However, I'd be surprised that I didn't feel the lube before.
Opinions? Thoughts?
Should I confront these bitches one by one, like on a detective show? Let it go? I'm amused by the whole thing, but also a little alarmed.