Cats epitomise what women truly want in a man:
Aloof, does whatever the fuck it wants
Alpha, if it sees a female cat it likes it fucks it... rough (apparently male cats have a barb on their cock they rake inside the female cat's vagina to increase chance of impregnating her), if it seems a male cat inside its territory it fights. It will hunt given the opportunity
It can be trained to crap/piss in a litter box, but that's about it
It's affectionate, but only on its own terms
Rarely shows emotion, predatory, dangerous
Aloof, does whatever the fuck it wants
Alpha, if it sees a female cat it likes it fucks it... rough (apparently male cats have a barb on their cock they rake inside the female cat's vagina to increase chance of impregnating her), if it seems a male cat inside its territory it fights. It will hunt given the opportunity
It can be trained to crap/piss in a litter box, but that's about it
It's affectionate, but only on its own terms
Rarely shows emotion, predatory, dangerous