Bali was one of the worst places I've ever been. I spent 1 week there and ended up cutting my trip short because I couldn't deal with that shit hole. I was constantly hassled by locals. This guy tried to get me to look at his shop. I ignored him, then he started talking shit at me as I was walking away. Kuta is pretty unsafe at night, especially around sky garden. The motorbike taxi drivers kept grabbing me and offering me either "transport, women, drugs, viagra" and anything else they could think of. I'd tell them "no" and next I knew I was being followed down the road by a group of locals on motorbikes. I really thought I was going to get mugged.
Taxis will overcharge you. Even my hotel, which was a nice mid range hotel ($60 USD/night) tried to rip me off with their personal driver. Fuck Bali. Worse place I've ever been.
I did manage to pull a light skinned non-pro Indonesian girl from Sky Garden. She was visiting from Jakarta. One of the hottest girls I've ever been with. Also, I did meet a few cute Indonesian girls at some of the bars in Seminyak. They were all non-pros, and all of them were either on vacation or business from Jakarta. I didn't meet any cute local Balinese girls except for pros.
The only other good thing about Bali was surfing. It was my first time ever surfing. I went twice, once in Kuta and once in Seminyak. The swells were perfect for a first timer like me. I paid $35 for an hour lesson/full day surf rental (the next time I paid $5 to rent a board for several hours and no lesson).
In conclusion, I thought Bali was awful. Highlights included raw sex and cunnilingus with a light skinned Indonesian girl who was on her period (who turned out to be a complete bitch the next time I saw her after I banged her), and surfing. I also saw a great sunset on Seminyak Beach. Otherwise it was just frustrating.. constantly being hassled by locals, the HEAT (Bali is easily the hottest, most humid, uncomfortable place I've ever been to- I was there in early March), mediocre food. You'd be better off going to the south of Thailand instead of Bali. Nicer beaches, hotter girls (though now were talking about tourists), cheaper, but no surfing.
Taxis will overcharge you. Even my hotel, which was a nice mid range hotel ($60 USD/night) tried to rip me off with their personal driver. Fuck Bali. Worse place I've ever been.
I did manage to pull a light skinned non-pro Indonesian girl from Sky Garden. She was visiting from Jakarta. One of the hottest girls I've ever been with. Also, I did meet a few cute Indonesian girls at some of the bars in Seminyak. They were all non-pros, and all of them were either on vacation or business from Jakarta. I didn't meet any cute local Balinese girls except for pros.
The only other good thing about Bali was surfing. It was my first time ever surfing. I went twice, once in Kuta and once in Seminyak. The swells were perfect for a first timer like me. I paid $35 for an hour lesson/full day surf rental (the next time I paid $5 to rent a board for several hours and no lesson).
In conclusion, I thought Bali was awful. Highlights included raw sex and cunnilingus with a light skinned Indonesian girl who was on her period (who turned out to be a complete bitch the next time I saw her after I banged her), and surfing. I also saw a great sunset on Seminyak Beach. Otherwise it was just frustrating.. constantly being hassled by locals, the HEAT (Bali is easily the hottest, most humid, uncomfortable place I've ever been to- I was there in early March), mediocre food. You'd be better off going to the south of Thailand instead of Bali. Nicer beaches, hotter girls (though now were talking about tourists), cheaper, but no surfing.