Quote: (02-25-2014 11:56 AM)RX2 Wrote:
this is gold and a rant definitely adequate for this thread. Idk how it doesn't have more views.
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Gadget hoes, everywhere I go. Even the gym
Texting "LMFAO"s, tying up the leg press
On the stationary bike. Pedal faster
Bitch, go back to level 2
That's why you ain't lost no weight yet
At IHOP an hour later, Instagram it: Bacon
Asking all your Facebook friends:
[Female]
"Should I do it?"
[J-Zone]
A disgrace. Been at the gym five years. Still fat
But you've got enough [???], may as well stuff your face
And the fellas ain't no better
Half these men grown
Bitch put 'em in the friend zone
They still go and text 'em
Put some bass in your voice, nigga
Your're 30 and in the zone
6'8", 350 and you're texting the bitch emoticons?
When God was handing out dicks, he forgot you
Come on, you gotta finish that last line:
"And if Barry White was alive he woulda shot you"