So today, I'm sitting in class and I get a call from a restricted number. I walk outside and take it and guess who it is. It's fucking Blowjob Billy from down the way. I tell him I'm in class and I can't talk. He says when can I call you. I say I don't fucking know, I can't talk.
Oh, and when I was at the bar with him, he kept saying how glad he was he met me and shit. Was kind of odd.
Later, I get this text:
12:17pm: "This Dre from the college"
Me (5:02pm): What's up
Dre (5:20pm): What up I'm with my girl you ok bro lol you were gone but I gave that girl your number tho seem like she liked u haha
Dre (8:36pm): Was gud tho I'm headed backthat way
Me (8:38pm Wait who is this
Dre (8:40pm): This Dre the Latin guy from the college bro
Me (8:41pm): What's up dude
*I still have no idea who the fuck this is at this point
Dre (8:42pm): Wat up bro lemme kno if u need any green n how that girl turn out Mallary
Dre (8:50pm): That's her name but lemme kno i got that. Green
Then, like 90 minutes ago, I got a text from this chick who I apparently met and we're texting now.
I texted this Dre dude and asked if she's cute and he replied in the affirmative, so I'm gonna set something up.
I now come to the tragic realization that this thread has been rather anticlimactic and probably disappointing.
I'm just fucking confused they cared so much I was drunk at work. I'm of age and it's owned by a fucking Wall St. prop trading firm. They're all a bunch of fucking degenerates.
Oh, and when I was at the bar with him, he kept saying how glad he was he met me and shit. Was kind of odd.
Later, I get this text:
12:17pm: "This Dre from the college"
Me (5:02pm): What's up
Dre (5:20pm): What up I'm with my girl you ok bro lol you were gone but I gave that girl your number tho seem like she liked u haha
Dre (8:36pm): Was gud tho I'm headed backthat way
Me (8:38pm Wait who is this
Dre (8:40pm): This Dre the Latin guy from the college bro
Me (8:41pm): What's up dude
*I still have no idea who the fuck this is at this point
Dre (8:42pm): Wat up bro lemme kno if u need any green n how that girl turn out Mallary
Dre (8:50pm): That's her name but lemme kno i got that. Green
Then, like 90 minutes ago, I got a text from this chick who I apparently met and we're texting now.
I texted this Dre dude and asked if she's cute and he replied in the affirmative, so I'm gonna set something up.
I now come to the tragic realization that this thread has been rather anticlimactic and probably disappointing.
I'm just fucking confused they cared so much I was drunk at work. I'm of age and it's owned by a fucking Wall St. prop trading firm. They're all a bunch of fucking degenerates.