[delicioustacos]

I wrote a story about my quixotic quest to find a standard 45 pound bar and plates at Planet Fitness a year ago. Deadlifting has been banned there for a while. I saw one Lesbian sneaking a set of deads with a pair of 60 lb. dumbbells, the heaviest they have. She was looking around like Amon Goeth might snipe her at any minute. Her eyes met mine. I was near the lunk alarm. She panicked briefly. But I furrowed my brow and nodded in solidarity.

She's probably in a purple and yellow gulag by now.