[Moma]

An update

I had a lizard come over last night, she resisted my attempts to lure her to my mattress for a pounding and so we listened to music till she had to go. As we went outside, we heard a whole series of hollaring and yelling.

As I walked her to her car, we saw a lizard come out of the block next to mine assed out (practically naked just wearing a night shirt) yelling at some dude.
My lizard who had claimed she was tired and needed to go, didn't' seem so tired and I cuddled her by her car as I glared cautiously out of the side of my eye. She was parked across from the parking directly in front of my building near a tree which would serve as a strategic point if some reckless dolt went careening off towards her vehicle as he would have to plow through the tree to get to hers.

The assed out yelling lizard had gotten into the man's car and locked the door and started leaning on the horn. It blared loudly and the entire neighbourhood seemed to come out to see what was amiss.
She locked the man outside of his car and he yelled at her to let him in repeatedly circling the car like an enraged hyena.
She continued to lean on the car horn filling the neighbourhood with that loud offensive cacophonous sound. He went in the house and retrieved a baby stroller (the cheaper ones) and flung it down on the road.
As I explored the lizard's neck with my nose and some of my teeth in this cuddle and grasped her buttocks slightly, taking advantage of the primal attraction lizards have for danger and violence (see Pitts' post) to push limits.

Meanwhile, when I looked over, the man had gotten into his car and his lizard was now outside of his car. She was now sitting on the bonnet of his car defiantly and they were yelling at each other furiously.
He revved up the car and sped off with the lizard perched on the front like a Mercedes ornament. He sped towards another set of parked cars on some Fast and Furious type of shyt and hit the brakes sharply. She rolled but still remained balanced on the bonnet, kind of like the way lizards in DR sit sideways on the motoconcho, a testament to her hood agility. He revved up and sped off again faster this time towards the exit of the complex and in horror, I saw her finally fly off the front and roll on the ground like a hood version of Lara Croft. I thought I would see some legs broken or a cracked skull as his car ran her ass over but she had fallen off of the bonnet and to the side as the car sped off. You could see a bit of her ass though.
The car sped off and she walked back, void of any limps or bruises, crying and muttering incomprehensibly.
The lizard I was with was just looking in amazement and told me she will not be coming back to mine again.
I told her that it's a one off event (yea right).
A few mins later, the man came back and parked up somewhere else.
The lizard he had tossed off his bonnet only five mins earlier confronted him angrily.
"You threw me off the front of your car!", she wailed.
"No I didn't", he said, despite the fact that we had ALL witnessed this adrenaline rushed stunt double event. He picked up the stroller and they vanished back inside her apartment unit.
I saw the security guard that strolled my building muttering on the phone and another five mins, later several police cars filled the apartment complex including two unmarked police units.
The first squad that had arrived were two males and I saw them make their way towards the block where the action hero lizard lived. I heard them banging on the lizard's apartment door loudly.
"Open up maam!", they yelled in that rude, polite fashion.
"There's nobody hurr but me and my baaaybee", yelled the lizard in response.
The lizard I was still holding on to told me she had to go and we cuddled and kissed before she got into her car and drove home.
I made my way back to my apartment block which as I said, is right next to the felonious lizard and her man's one and made sure to stare at the ground as I walked back to my flat so as not to make eye contact and give the Tampa police any reason to go off in my ass or subject me to any forms of questioning.

GLOSSARY:

Bonnnet: The hood of the car
Flat: Apartment unit