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"I realized the other day that—thanks to insecurity and my proficiency at origami-arms—I've literally never used a plane armrest. Even when I'm in the middle seat. I hear it's nice, though!"
The armrests are there to stop your saddlebags spilling over onto the poor guy two seats away, they're not built for the weight of your rhino arms.
"I'd hate myself if I had that kind of attitude, if I were that weak." - Arnold