Quote: (11-26-2013 12:17 PM)worldwidetraveler Wrote:
Ok, I got the phone sorted out but still no luck.
Here is what happened.
I was at the bar and it was pretty dead. In walks in a 8.23459. She might as well be a 8.5 since there wasn't many people out tonight with it being Veterans day.
I wait out at the bar chatting with the bartenders. I happen to have this bar locked up.
She walks up and I ask her if she has a light. Unfortunately, there are no smoking laws there so I just said cool when she said yes.
We get chatting and I am getting IOU's like crazy. I look around and see a sea of ravenous sharks circling her as if they smelled blood. I was a little worried she was on her period to be honest.
I decided it was time to build up some keno. So we decided to try our luck on a few tickets. The bitch was shit testing me trying to double down. No way was I going to pay the extra dollar and shut her right down. I could tell she was respecting me after that point.
We lost on Keno but I could tell the excitement made her tingle. I decided it was time to escalate with some soft touches on the arm.
She was digging it and I went it to lick her face.
She pushed me back with some LMR. I played it off like that little lick wasn't a big deal and just went back in the comfortable stage by taking off my shoes.
I knew I had a little time left since she came in with a group of people. I figured it was number time.
I grab her digits. I know how these things go off. I leave and 20 other guys go in after my kill and she forgets who I am when I call.
I wasn't going to let that happen this time so I decided to pull out Phermone game.
I stuck my hands under my armpits and pushed my finger under her nose. I had the asshole smirk going on which works in the US. The only problem was I had just rubbed Baking Soda on my pits when I left my house an hour ago.
The Baking Soda left a white mark under her nose. Now every girl in the place was coming up to her and asking her if she was carrying and wanted to go to the bathroom.
Fuck me, why does every girl need to go to the bathroom in groups?
So I leave and wait for 3.5 days and shoot her a call. She answers and when she realizes it was me she told me never to call her again.
Am I doing this wrong?
Decent.
But where did you name check that you were from Zanesville?
And were are the Extra Guac references?
"Painful flicks"?
White t-shirt under pajamas?
California ID's?
I mean, are you guys paying attention or what?