I got mine at 21, so yeah I was definitely late. People from Jersey will know what areas I'm talking about in my story.
It was a Tuesday night here at the shore during the winter(ie most places on a weekday are dead). I was going to Belmar to meet up at a spot with some girl I had been talking to ( who I would eventually end up fucking 3 days later). I get out to the spot and within a few minutes see the girl I was supposed to meet up with talking to another dude all alone. Being new to the game still I was like wtf and felt kinda dejected but I told myself to continue on. Walking to the back to meet my friends I see this older lady giving me the googly eyes. Just flat out staring at me. She was ok looking in the face but was chubby with some decent tits. In quest of my 1st notch I thought why not and approached her with the best stuff I had at the time.
She ate it up and within a few minutes she and I were grinding. I turned her around leaned in and we started making out, things were getting hot and heavy real fast. After going over to the bar to get drinks(which I didn't pay for) she hints at leaving by asking me how I got there. I told her I drove myself and I asked where she lived. She said some place in 30 mins south (Ortley Beach for my Jerseyans.) So I said sure and we along with her niece who had to be 300 lbs head out to my car. Up until this point I forgotten that my tank was almost on E. After realizing the situation I quickly got nervous and started saying to myself "Of course god is trying to intervene in this matter". So I did what I thought that every man would do in this situation to try to relax themself and I told her to whip her tits out.
To my amazement she actually complied and whipped them out on the spot. So here I am with a women right next to me with her tits out and her sleeping niece in the back as I'm driving down Route 35. How no cop saw what was going on that night as that route is littered with them usually at night is beyond me.Miraculously, I get down to her place and sneak off into her room and do it twice with another time in the morning. Surprisingly I lasted over 15 mins each time. I even remembered the advice I once found on the internet saying that "The hole is lower than you think" I went and got gas the next morning and determined from how the gauge moved that I probably only would had last another minute or so longer at best. And that my story. The best part was me fucking the other girl 3 days later which could had been the night after had a buddy of mine wouldn't had insisted I drive him home. 2 lays in 1 week after going the previous 1122 weeks without any. Whenever I feel down in the game or find myself in a dry spell I remember that week and I instantly snap out of whatever funk I'm in.
It was a Tuesday night here at the shore during the winter(ie most places on a weekday are dead). I was going to Belmar to meet up at a spot with some girl I had been talking to ( who I would eventually end up fucking 3 days later). I get out to the spot and within a few minutes see the girl I was supposed to meet up with talking to another dude all alone. Being new to the game still I was like wtf and felt kinda dejected but I told myself to continue on. Walking to the back to meet my friends I see this older lady giving me the googly eyes. Just flat out staring at me. She was ok looking in the face but was chubby with some decent tits. In quest of my 1st notch I thought why not and approached her with the best stuff I had at the time.
She ate it up and within a few minutes she and I were grinding. I turned her around leaned in and we started making out, things were getting hot and heavy real fast. After going over to the bar to get drinks(which I didn't pay for) she hints at leaving by asking me how I got there. I told her I drove myself and I asked where she lived. She said some place in 30 mins south (Ortley Beach for my Jerseyans.) So I said sure and we along with her niece who had to be 300 lbs head out to my car. Up until this point I forgotten that my tank was almost on E. After realizing the situation I quickly got nervous and started saying to myself "Of course god is trying to intervene in this matter". So I did what I thought that every man would do in this situation to try to relax themself and I told her to whip her tits out.
To my amazement she actually complied and whipped them out on the spot. So here I am with a women right next to me with her tits out and her sleeping niece in the back as I'm driving down Route 35. How no cop saw what was going on that night as that route is littered with them usually at night is beyond me.Miraculously, I get down to her place and sneak off into her room and do it twice with another time in the morning. Surprisingly I lasted over 15 mins each time. I even remembered the advice I once found on the internet saying that "The hole is lower than you think" I went and got gas the next morning and determined from how the gauge moved that I probably only would had last another minute or so longer at best. And that my story. The best part was me fucking the other girl 3 days later which could had been the night after had a buddy of mine wouldn't had insisted I drive him home. 2 lays in 1 week after going the previous 1122 weeks without any. Whenever I feel down in the game or find myself in a dry spell I remember that week and I instantly snap out of whatever funk I'm in.
Reppin the Jersey Shore.