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My first notch was when I was sixteen and I spent the summer in a mountain town in Switzerland.

I was determined to lose my virginity outside of the US.

I actually did something super ballsy at the time. I went to a restaurant and told the hot little waitress with a bob that I wanted to meet her after she got out of work for drinks.

I remember going to pick her up. She lived in an apartment on top of the restaurant. She went up there and came down with lipstick and make-up on.

She brought her friend along.

So, here's 16 old soup and these two swiss girls at a bar in a podunk town. We are all talking and having drinks. Eventually, one of the girls asks me how old I am.

I tell them I'm a junior.

They say ok. Then they talk for a bit in French.

Then say:

"You are a junior in ... ?"

I told them "highschool"



Should have just said "university" and my first bang would have been a threesome.

They start laughing and talking to each other in French.

I just assumed it was over. We go outside, and I had the bartender take a picture of me with these two girls. It's still in my parent's house somewhere. I was dressed like a maniac.

Then one of the girls asks me what I was up to or where I lived.

I told her I was going to go home.

ARGH! I can't believe I did this. Supreme rookie mistake.

So, I didn't bang those girls.


But, I soon after met a little blond Swiss girl and banged her in her house. She was my age, and we had to hide me under her sheets because her dad would come in and check on her while she was sleeping every morning.

She didn't believe I was virgin! And she told me she loved me. I just layed there and was stone cold with silence.

I would hang at their house for dinner and have fondue. I shit you not that her dad actually worked at a watch factory and she would bring me chocolate for lunch. Lindt Chocolate.

I totally got oneitis and was even thinking about ditching my passport because I didn't want to go back to NYC.

This was back in the mid-1990s before I knew what game was. I was the first of my high school friends to lose my virginity. I guess I've had the killer instinct all along.

Since then I've banged somewhere over 100 girls, almost all of them after I joined this forum a couple years ago.