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Yoga Pickup
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Yoga Pickup

I've been doing yoga for about 3 months consistently. It would have been longer but I started with Birkram Yoga and hated it so I stopped for a while. It's almost hard to find a normal comfortable temperature Vinyasa Yoga in my city now that the hot yoga is trendy.

Anyway I concur with the general consensus that all the girls leave quickly at the end of the session. I still don't have the skill to be able to roll up my mat and get out the door as fast as these chicks do. It's like lightning. So there’s no sense of community after the class since everyone vanishes.
The older female yoga instructors give me shit sometimes because I think they assume I'm just there to get laid. They always single me out disproportionately in the beginner classes. Do to this I avoid attending classes with older yoga instructors. My original intent was to meet women but now I'm mostly there to improve my dangerously poor flexibility. I am now feeling healthier and more flexible so I go four days a week. The younger yoga instructors have noticed my dedication and seem to have drawn the conclusion that I actually care.

However, I have looked all the young good looking yoga instructors up on facebook and every last one of them has a baby and some sort of scrubby looking husband. I guess yoga instructing is a good flexible job for wives with a newborn.

None of them look like they just had a kid so I guess it goes to show you that a woman doesn't automatically have to turn into Shrek after her first child. Don't let your future baby momma pull that shit (if you get one). Take her to yoga and point out how pregnancy is properly done.

I think the only way to bang chicks at yoga is through social networking. Figure out where the girls at the studio shop and do some of your shopping there too. These types of girls typically don't go to bars in my opinion. They are the work, yoga, salad, sleep and repeat type. I kind of like that though because when they get a bf they usually just add sex between the salad and sleep and you don't have to spend money drinking them up at a bar (that's what my guess is).

The only thing I don't know yet is what venues they use for entertainment. The answer could be that they don't really go out accept for maybe once a month to a concert on the weekend with friends.

Another thing I noticed is that the receptionists at the studios are usually the hot tattooed up sluts you would see at dive bars. Not my thing but if you like that style you could try hitting on the receptionist.

Overall yoga is good for your health and inner game but is not the venue I thought it would be for meeting women.
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