Quote: (09-30-2013 06:55 PM)Bacchus Wrote:1-up from this:
I can see the future of these videos. I'm predicting a "Dude Picks Up Chicks While Shitting"
A tall, fit man in his late 20's is stylishly dressed and well groomed on a sunny afternoon in the park. He goes up to an attractive girl or a small group of them. After exchanging initial pleasantries, he drops trou and hops into a peasant's squat. His target girl responds with shock and uncontrollably giggles. He continues to engage her in a conversation, all through a series of grunts, farts, and plops. He hands her his phone and tells her to put her number in. She readily agrees, as the size and stench of this man's feces leave no doubt about his alpha credentials. He takes out money from his wallet to clean himself before pulling up his pants. After a hug, he walks away to her shouting out "Text me!"
The video gets posted in a thread on the forum (actually, a few threads, but those dupes will quickly be closed), and the forum is unanimous in its approval.
Another man takes off his clothes and squats down next to the girl. He keeps a confident grin while his body convulses and brown liquid spills out of his ass.
He reaches into the viscous puddle and pulls out his iphone. Hands it to the girl and she happily puts her number in it.