"I'm not an object!"
Answer: I have a RyanAir ticket to Katowice.
"It really upsets me that I will only earn 70% of what a man will doing the same job."
Answer: I have a RyanAir ticket to Warsaw.
"One time, this guy sold his car to buy me an airplane ticket. Then he lit 100 candles on a beach and proposed to me. I said no."
Answer: I have a RyanAir ticket to Wroclaw.
"I met a guy from your state once. He bragged about going to Nevada and paying $3,000 for a hooker. I hope you're not like him."
Answer: I have a RyanAir ticket to Poznan.
feel free to use any of these
Answer: I have a RyanAir ticket to Katowice.
"It really upsets me that I will only earn 70% of what a man will doing the same job."
Answer: I have a RyanAir ticket to Warsaw.
"One time, this guy sold his car to buy me an airplane ticket. Then he lit 100 candles on a beach and proposed to me. I said no."
Answer: I have a RyanAir ticket to Wroclaw.
"I met a guy from your state once. He bragged about going to Nevada and paying $3,000 for a hooker. I hope you're not like him."
Answer: I have a RyanAir ticket to Poznan.
feel free to use any of these
Check out my occasionally updated travel thread - The Wroclaw Gambit II: Dzięki Bogu - as I prepare to emigrate to Poland.