[Moma]

(04-25-2011 10:41 AM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

(04-25-2011 08:24 AM)Moma Wrote:  

(04-25-2011 08:07 AM)MiXX Wrote:  

Sharon Stone once said:

"Women are masters at faking orgasms, but men can fake entire relationships".

I have 3 girlfriends.


Mixx

How do you deal with them on Valentine's Day, Mixx? I find that Valentine's day is usually when I lose a few of them because they expect a high level of committment on Valentine's day and I cannot be with more than one of them at the same time since I work a regular shift (which they know) which limits Valentine's celebration to the evening.

No matter what I tell them on Valentine's day, they suspect I'm with another woman. I've told them usually that I don't respect or acknowledge government inflicted holidays..but women will believe what they want to believe.

So my new approach is to keep it loose and let them know it's a casual thing. It means I lose out on a lot more that will trade sex for committment but the ones that stick around will be more consistent since they have no high expectations..

Easy: go out of town.

Preferably go surfing down in Mex, ie somewhere with bad cell phone service.

That way you wont even have to field a bunch of sappy phone calls like 99% of guys out there.

Smooth.

Nah. Not practical at all. If I could afford to go surfing in Mex whenever a silly holiday came up, I wouldn't even need to think up a lie to tell these lizards. I'd just tell them to blow me...