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Shark Week = Making fun of Masculinity
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Shark Week = Making fun of Masculinity

Quote: (08-11-2013 04:52 PM)kosko Wrote:  

Fuck a Shark.

Crocodiles are the top bosses.

If we're being completely accurate here, then technically hippos are top bosses. They're responsible for more human deaths in Africa than any other animal. They have no natural predator. Their sweat is red. They're incredibly resilient to sickness and disease. Their skin is up to 2" thick with a layer of fat that's even thicker. They can open their mouths up to 150 degrees.

Yeah, okay, this is terrifying and all, definitely don't want to be in this situation:
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But look at this prehistoric shit; this looks like something Hollywood would come up with. Last thing you want to be face-to-face with:
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"...so I gave her an STD, and she STILL wanted to bang me."

TEAM NO APPS

TEAM PINK
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